you're now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
you both like heroes.
stranger: hey
you: hey. i want friendship not dick.
stranger: fuckhead
stranger: as if i would give you my dick
stranger: you dont deserve it 💀
you: kdhsjshdhjs
you: finally...
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——————— BAKUGOU ———————
@goldie has followed you was seen at the top of his screen.
the stranger from a while ago had followed him during class time and his phone wasn't on silent.
"young bakugou! texting in class? is it your girlfriend?" says all might.
"mo way! bakugou has a girlfriend? man, that has gotta be a lie!" exclaims denki.
"no! don't mind my shit, extras! Fuck off!"
"young bakugou! language!" says dad might.
"i'm sorry. let me fucking rephrase that," starts bakugou. "do not mind my manure, excess, unwanted people! sexual intercourse away!"
before they could finish the lesson, the bell rings.
the day has ended and bakugou has found a potential fuckhead that might annoy him for the rest of his life.
bakugou opens Instagram and messages [your name] about him getting caught in class.
he believes it's all her fault.
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bkstsbk i got caught in class because of your stupid follow notification fuckhead
goldie and thats my fault????? nani????
bkstsbk yes, you fuckhead
goldie
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it wasnt my fault u was at omegle during class time shhsshsgashha
bkstsbk fuck off if i wasn't at omegle, you would've never talked to the future number one hero at least when we grow up, you can brag about me to your friends
goldie okok true but what's there to brag??? u being a salty ass???
"man, 'at least when we grow up, you can brag about me to your friends,' is that the girlfriend u was texting in class??" asks dunce face.
"she's not my fucking girlfriend! We met an hour ago!"
"sure."
——————— YOU ———————
the stranger known as bakugou katsuki is deeply stuck in [last name]'s mind.
she can't help but wonder why the fuck he's so mean.
she'll know soon. and if she's lucky enough, she might be able to make him go 'uwu', too.
