you're now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
you both like heroes.
stranger: hey
you: hey. i want friendship not dick.
stranger: fuckhead
stranger: as if i would give you my dick
stranger: you dont deserve it 💀
you: kdhsjshdhjs
you: finally...
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——————— YOU ———————
"hey, bakugou-chan?" "what the fuck do you want?" "can you.... say it again? i want to hear you say it."
"tch, no." "fine then. have fun being ignored."
20:37 CALL 00:01:03
END CALL ☎︎
"hehe," she giggles.
INCOMING CALL: BAM BAM 💥
ACCEPT/DECLINE
she declines it. of course, she doesn't wanna ignore him like this. she just wants to mess with him.
TEXT MESSAGES BAM BAM 💥 bitch dont ignore me
TEXT MESSAGES BAM BAM 💥 accept my calls
INCOMING CALL: BAM BAM 💥
ACCEPT/DECLINE
oh, you know she can't resist him.
"bakugou-chan! have you finally chosen to declare your love to me?" "bitch. if i were to fucking declare anything to you, it would be war." "how mean~! anyway, say it!" "do i really fucking have to?" "yes. pleeease?" "no. that shit's fucking embarrassing. kirishima's next door, he's gonna fucking hear me." "then say it quietly." "no." "then i'm hanging up—," "bitch." "pussy." "fuckhead." "no balls." "eye-" "-eyeballs are the only balls u got!" "fuck it." "say it."
no one spoke for a few seconds. until bakugou chose to break the silence. hesitantly saying,
"b-babygirl... can't i have even just a little bit of your fucking attention?" "hm, i don't know. can you?" "please, babygirl?" "of course, daddy~! u have to go now. make sure you eat dinner. okay, daddy?" "fuck off already!" "okay, okay! eat, okay? "oka—," "and call me babygirl again!" "... uh," "i was kidding! you don't have to if you don't want to! i'm sorry for forcin—," "heh. it's fucking okay, babygirl." "o-okay..." "what? no 'daddy'?" "shut up!" "oh, so now you're fucking flustered? haha, goodbye. i'm gonna fucking eat dinner so you'd fucking stop pestering the fuck out of me." "okay, g-goodbye..."
