A/N: Words that are italicized represents Peter's thoughts, ya know the whole ordeal. Enjoy! (SORRY ITS SO SHORT 🥺)
[Third Person's POV]
It was a normal day at the Stark tower. Well, as normal as it got.
Natasha was in an arm wrestling competition against a determined Steve. Sam was urging the two on while Rhodey was arguing with a bored looking Tony. Loki was busy trying to prank Thor or maybe trying to steal a pop tart, who knows. Vision and Wanda were playing Mario Kart, each saying death threats in Romanian. Scott and Bucky were trying to beat each other at Darts. Bruce was knocked out on the couch, unknown to the mayhem around him.
Peter was currently eating his favorite meal, Macaroni, while glaring at the refrigerator as Clint continued to tease him, "Spidey. Spidey. Hey Spidey. Hey. Hey. Heyyyyy. Spooderman. Spider person. Helloooooo!"
Having enough, Peter turned towards Clint and glared at him before yelling, "FLUORINE URANIUM CARBON POTASSIUM OFF!"
Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at the brown head boy, confused as hell.
Well, except for three shocked Avengers. The three being Tony, Scott, and Bruce, who had woken up to the horrifying words.
Clint stares at him, confused as hell, "What the fuck?"
Though before Steve could even yell "Language", Tony yelled, "PETER BENJAMIN PARKER!"
'Oh shit!'
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Quick note that Fluorine uranium carbon potassium spells out fuck (each chemical has a chemical symbol: fluorine (f) uranium (u) carbon (c) and potassium (k) hope this clears up things!!)
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