Peter Parker's Family

The Groupchat

A/N: idk what this is <3 Rated PG-13 for them swear words and some weird tumblr posts :))

1:45pm

PETER ADDED 'Shuri, Ned, MJ' TO THE CHAT

Peter: Good morning everyone!

Steve: Whose Ned and MJ??

Peter: My friends from school :)

Steve: Oh. Nice to meet you

Steve: How did you do the smiley face Peter?

Peter: Press the '123' key and click on the ':' and ')' key :))

Steve: :)

Steve: Wow! :)))

Tony: Damn Capsicule, don't even know how to use emoticons :,)

Ned: OHMSUFIDKSNFNDIDIDD IS THAT STEVE AS IN STEVE ROGERS AND TONY AS JN TONY STARK FOSOSNE

MJ: It's safe to assume they are loser ;)

Clint: Emoticons are literally older than the old man himself, how could he not know?!

Natasha: No they aren't?

Clint: Tomato Tomatö

Sam: Why did u add an ö?

Clint: Cause I wanted to show that I meant a different pronunciation of tomato

Sam: Really depending on the auto correct for 'pronunciation' aren't you?

Clint: Whatever dude B)

Rhodey: Can you guys stop blowing up my phone?? I'm in a meeting

Clint: You can always mute us Iron Patriot

Rhodey: First of all its War Machine. Second of all, I can't since Tony disabled that after I accidentally muted you guys for half a year

Sam: Woah, rude

Rhodey: Just forgot to undo it :)

Steve: Aren't you supposed to be in a meeting?

Rhodey: I'm hiding in the bathroom.

Tony: Ah, that sentence reminds me of our college days ;)

Rhodey: Okay let's not talk about THAT, kay

MJ: ooh what's THAT Mr. Stark?

Tony: Please, Mr. Stark was my father, call me Tony

MJ: no can do Mr. Iron Man Stark sir :)

Tony: God not another one :(

Peter: What do you mean another one Mr. Iron Man Stark sir?

Tony: ...

Bucky: What the hell is this??

Steve: Language babe

Bucky: Okay first of all, 'babe'? Second of all, really Steve?

Steve: Sorry Bucky, trying to get use to these new catchphrases

Tony: Catchphrases?!

Peter: Mr. Stark!! Look at this meme I found

Peter: