A/N: wE lOvE a CrAcK sToRy!
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[Third Person's POV]
Peter Parker looked at the scary hammer in his hands and felt angry.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his dark surroundings. He had always loved cold New York with its ancient, aggressive apartment complexes. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel angry.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Vulture. Vulture was a rude horrible with cute hair and brunette middle finger.
Peter gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a happy, old, tea drinker with skinny hair and small middle finger. His friends saw him as an ancient, aggressive angel. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved a fried glass bottle.
But not even a happy person who had once jumped into a river and saved a fried glass bottle, was prepared for what Vulture had in store today.
The foggy teased like drinking dog, making Peter heartbroken.
As Peter stepped outside and Vulture came closer, he could see the embarrassed glint in his eye.
"I am here because I want revenge," Vulture bellowed, in a nice tone. He slammed his fist against Peter's chest, with the force of 5363 raccoon. "I frigging hate you, Peter Parker."
Peter looked back, even more heartbroken and still fingering the scary hammer. "Vulture, flip you," he replied.
They looked at each other with sad feelings, like two curly, cruel cat running at a very protective Captain America's Birthday, which had hip hop music playing in the background and two bored uncles hiding to the beat.
Peter regarded Vulture's cute hair and brunette middle finger. He held out his hand. "Let's not fight," he whispered, gently.
"Hmph," pondered Vulture.
"Please?" begged Peter with puppy dog eyes.
Vulture looked desperate, his body blushing like a glorious, gorgeous gun.
Then Vulture came inside for a nice cup of tea.
THE END
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A/N: ... wut is this? ' -_- Anyway, hope you guys have a nice day and I'll try to update something better soon, love ya! :)
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