Guy and I

Episode 2 (in her pocket?)

I : hey guy what's up now? I've been calling u ever since but u just seem to have zoned off.

Guy : abeg leave me joor, I dey reason how I will keep this babe wey I just got last week.

I: is that why u zoned off like that, if it is to give ideas in church youth meeting now, u will be staring like the firstborn of òwìwí (owl).
Oya what do u want to do to keep her oooo. ?

Guy : She asked me to buy her iPhone pro max.

I: ehen ehen and how much is it ooo?

Guy: well its just N449,000-N680,000 on jumia depending on the ram size.

I:😂😂😂 oluwa mi ooo. That's like 7months of your salary ooo -I mean the lower of the figures by the way.
Oya by the way, where she go dey keep the phone when u buy am for her?

Guy: In her pocket of course.

I: ehen in her pocket abi? You know how much Frontier homes dey sell one plot of land for sangootta, mowe/ofada for Ogun state?

Guy: how does that one concern the phone in her pocket 😕

I: See mumu ooo, u want to put a whole plot of land in her pocket, abi?
U want to put a whole business investment in her pocket.

Guy: ehn now Na true, but I will gain her forever.

I: lol 🤦with i-phone abi. "Olórí Ike ni ẹ́ ooo"
(U have a plastic head)
Your mates that used blackberry to catch baby's heart 8 years ago have stories that touch the heart today 😂.

You will just put all your future inside her pocket. 😂😂😂😂

Shey I lie ni???