Mutism [hood]

Calum

"Damn." I say walking towards the ramp. "How did you manage to do that?" I chuckle.

"Easy. Find a fuckable teacher, and do it." Ashton replies.

I give him a weird look. "I mean, without getting caught! Isn't that illegal?"

"Nah. The dude has to be older, quite sexist to me."

I laugh. "Well, the next time I see a fuckable teacher, I'll do her."

"See? You're learning!" We take the stairs, skipping over a few.

"Virgin." Ashton says under his breath, still obviously joking.

"What'd you just call me?" A smile is plastered on my face right now.

He raises his eyebrow,"virgin."

"Is that so?"

"Dude, how many more times am I gonna have to repeat it?"

I chuckle and lightly punch his arm.

"I am offended!" He gasps, holding arm over his chest with his mouth open to look offended.

"Yeah, yeah, asshole."