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*demon tries to inhabit my body*
demon: OUCH
me: yeah...
demon: WHAT THE HELL
me: i know
demon: EVERYTHING HURTS, WHY? AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS SHOULDER?!!
me: idk man, can i offer you a mint?

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