Steve Rogers
You: can you put the dog out pleaseYour dad: Huh, I didn't know he was on fire
You: *walks away*
Tony Stark
Your dad: you know I used to hate facial hairYou: really?
You dad: yeah, then it grew on me
You: *face palm*
Thor
Your dad: a blind, bald and near deaf man was struck by lightning. All his conditions were fixedYou: wow, really?
You dad: yeah, he died.
You: *no comment*
Clint Barton
Your dad: have you ever tried blindfolded archery?You: no,why?
Your dad: you don't know what your missing.
You: I'm going to slap you, Run
Bucky Barnes
Your dad: do you know why birds fly south for winter?You: yeah why?
Your dad: it's too far to walk. *laughs and then becomes scared* oh shit she's walking over.
Pietro Maximoff
Your dad: I have a fear of speed bumpsYou: really?
Your dad: yeah, I'm slowly getting over it
You: *flicks his ear*
T'challa Udaku
Your dad: when is it very bad luck to see a black catYou: *internally* when it's you. When?
Your dad: when your a mouse
You: I'll be right back with my suit hold still
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Avengers Parent Preferences
FanfictionHello all my lovelies This Avenger parent preference book will consist of: Steve Rogers/ Captain America Tony Stark/ Iron Man Thor Odinson Clint Barton/ Hawkeye Bucky Barnes/ White Wolf Pietro Maximoff/ Quicksilver ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••...