6: FreeTime as Things My Friends Have Said

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Tal Fishman:

"bro did you forget girls have vaginas?"

Adi Fishman:

"astronomy doesn't exist"
"you mean stars?"
"shit i meant that astrology stuff"

Mike Rosillo:

"bad words are the devils orgasm"

Anthony Rivera:

"dude, pancakes are not a fruit"

Nick Mayorga:

"if i ever get arrested it's going to be for stealing a monkey"

JoJo Sim:

"in class I saw a bird twerking"

Cenna Rashidi:

"always remember kids, there's a 'fun' in funeral'

David Rose:

"roller coasters are just controlled suicide drops"

Caylus Cunningham:

"i'm gonna walk up to (crush's name), tell them to come
to my funeral, then stab myself"

Jason Wilhelm:

"you're a stupid beef sandwich, an ugly beef stew"

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