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to subdue on sight-in other words, he's a wanted man. Although the Detective Agency is able
to conceal his identity to some degree, we shouldn't be throwing him directly into the field
before he's even passed his exam. The president also told you this, right?"

"As expected from the president's best apprentice," Dazai put his hands on his cheeks.
"Yes, the president told me the exact same thing. Mm, it's a reasonable proposal, but we ought to
think of a test that won't attract the attention of people outside the Agency. Sorry, Tanizaki-kun."

"I understand," Tanizaki said regretfully. "So, then-how about he has to solve a
problem that's inside the Detective Agency? That way he won't have to go outside."

"What would the problem be?"

"Urn.. .Fixing a paper jam, or cleaning the pipes, or something..."

"This isn't a recruitment test for a husband who does chores," Kunikida said, drawing his
eyebrows together. "Furthermore, there's no way that there would be an incident major enough
to 'test the authenticity of his soul' inside the Agency."

"Well, we'll put that one on hold," Dazai said, writing 'Solve Troubles In The Agency'
on the whiteboard, before adding '?' after it.

"With all these complaints, we'll never make any progress," Yosano said, pointing at
Dazai. "Dazai, since you're the one who brought all of this up, you propose something. Have you
thought of anything?"

Dazai was silent for a few seconds.

"...Ufufu."

I've been waiting for someone to say that -that was the kind of smile he had.

Then Dazai pulled out a stack of paper from his paper bag, and put it where everyone
could see it. On the paper were closely-packed words that were difficult to tell if they were
written by a skilled or unskilled hand.

"Of course I thought of something! Look closely at my flawless entrance exam plan!"