Spiderson and the trip

The one where Author fails to write romance again

Ok, so @Sans_Typeface (I'm sorry if I buchered the username)  asked me to write a fic on Thruce. I don't think I did the ship justice but here you all go.

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Thor was not pining odindamnit.

He isn't. No matter what his brother would say, like he was doing right now,

"You're reminding me of Frithiof's banishment, and while I loved watching him suffer, you're getting on my nerves." Loki checks his nails and then smiles at Peter

"Good job spiderling, I shall do yours as soon as it dries." Peter beams.

"Thanks Uncle Loki!"

"I am not mooning over Bruce brother. And I most definitely am not pining!" he refuses as he does everytime Loki brings it up.

"You finished all the icecream in the freezing room thrice. A freezer that is as big as a normal closet might I add, while watching all the romance movies. And Bruce has only been gone a month. You're pining." Natasha says deadpan and finishing up the top coat in his hand, he had yellow lightning bolts over a blue background in all his nails.

"I was hungry! And I desired the frozen treat. I do not believe it demerital to watch classics like the fault in our stars! T'was a heart wrenching masterpiece." he decidedly does not pout, again despite what his brother would say.

"Sorry Uncle Thor, but you're kinda really gone on uncle Bruce" Peter input looking earnest.

Thor grimaced and repeated his point, which was, he did not have a crush on Bruce, ok? He didn't.

Crush was something normal people got, he wasn't normal, he was a warrior, and warriors did not have crushes or pine or moon, they wooed their beloved in a blaze of glory.

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Okay , so maybe he did have a crush on Bruce.

It didn't have to mean anything and he definitely wasn't going to tell anyone, It's just! The man was what Thor would describe as perfect, Bruce felt like warm tea and books and calm all the while hiding so much raw power that he could destroy anything he wanted to.

Thor didn't even have a choice but adoring the man. His heart sickness went to the point he might even call his feelings for the other man love.

It frightened him really.

He fell in love with many over the centuries, the latest resulting in the disaster with Jane. But never before did he fall as fastly and deeply in love before. Not throughout the cosmos.

And it scares him because Bruce is perfect. He's smart. Smart enough to even talk about the properties of the Rainbow bridge with Heimdall even though he insisted he prefers Biology.

He's strong. Or at least the Hulk is. The two of them are a mesmerizing process of hiding raw power in such a delicate looking person and it leaves Thor breathless sometimes.

And it really doesn't hurt that Bruce is one of the cutest people he met. The way he pretends not to pay attention to not get in conflict. The way his lips frown downwards when he sees anyone of the Avengers and friends persue their particular bad habit.

Hel, Thor let the man ramble on for hours to watch the way his eyes light up when he's feeling passionate about the subject. Nevermind he didn't even understand what the man ever said.

Ok, so maybe Thor is a little, just a little in love with Bruce Banner. And he has absolutely no intention to tell the man.

Bruce is, for lack of a better term extremely guarded. It took him months to even open up enough to talk freely to everyone.