Anime Oneshots

Heat - Hidan

"I'm back!" you called out as you returned to the HQ of Akatsuki after another mission. You felt bewildered as Kisame ran into the scene, gripping Samehada and stopped in the middle of the hall looking around as if he was finding something.

"K-kisame, what are you doing?" you asked. Kisame turned to you and responded, "Looking for that damn Azusa!" .

You rolled your eyes and walked past him, "You and your bond with Azusa. I don't get it. WHy can't you two just get along?" .

(Aika/Bobby:Just so you know, Azusa is my Akatsuki OC! She's the special guest! ^^)

"You and your little crush on Hidan-senpai. I don't get it. Why can't you two just make-out already?" Kisame said, imitating your tone with a smirk. You blushed lightly and poined accusingly at him, "Someone like you can never understand what love is all about! You can't even describe a confession!" .

"Yeah, yeah. Sure." responded the shark, rolling his eyes.

"Kisame-senpai!" a feminine voice hopped from above. You and Kisame looked up to see no other than petite Azusa, squatting upside down on the ceiling. Azusa winked evilly at Kisame. She hopped back down on the floor and ran at amazing speed to another room.

"Why, you little brat!" Kisame yelled, chasing after the youngest female member. You shook your head with a sad smile and walked off to the sitting room where the members would sometimes be, chatting or wasting time.

"Ah, Ami-senpai! Welcome back." Kakuzu greeted as soon as he saw you enter the room, "did I just hear Kisame yelling?" .

"Mhm. As usual." you nodded at sat down opposite him and Hidan. Kakuzu sighed(who knows?) and said, "Him and Azusa. How did the mission go?" .

"Good."

" 'Good' never makes specific sense."

"Ok, awesome! I killed a group of 50 assassins!"

"By the beam in your eyes, I can tell that you're not lying." said Kakuzu, "will you be willing to give me half of your reward?" .

"For your information, Kakuzu-senpai, you are currently talking to Ami Zi. Not Azusa Asakaze." you said with a blunt face. Azusa and Kakuzu have a silly bond. Despite getting irritated of it, Azusa always has to give a quarter or half of her reward from S-Rank missions to Kakuzu. WHich is why she always leaves for more.

"Oh, pooh." you heard Kakuzu mutter at he sat back.

"What have the pair of you been doing?" you suddenly asked, after hearing a crash from outside.

"Oh, this and that, ya know." Hidan said with a smirk. You always get that, especially from dippy Azusa. It literally means 'Not much' in the language of Informalville.

"Alright." you rolled your eyes and went on chatting with the immortal pair, but mostly with Hidan. You were trying to get closer with him since he'd prefer to chat with Azusa at some times. You suddenly stood up, "Well, it's late. I better go to bed. See ya, losers." . Kakuzu let out an offended expression but held back.

Later...

As you couldn't sleep, you sat on the roof of the HQ for a little peaceful moongazing session. That is, until there was a fatal interruption.

"Hey! What are you doing up at this time of the night?" . Surely, Hidan was expecting a surprisement from you, but you bluntly looked down to see the silver-haired foul and simply responded, "None of your concern. Do as you wish." . With that, you turned back to the brightest orb of the night.

"Hey, don't be so cold. I wanna join you." said Hidan as he hopped up and landed next to you. He sat down and waited for your answer.

"Sure. Of course you can." you gave a light smile which faded when you heard another crash from inside. Sighing, you asked, "Hidan, don't tell me Kisame is still looking for Azusa." . He nodded and responded, "Yep. Though, he's making an idiot out of himself. Azusa left for a quick mission earlier." .

"I see." you simply mutter then jumped down from the roof, "I'm going to bed now. Sweet nightmares." .

"Hey!" Hidan called after you, which you ignored. Not even I know why you're like this but the atmosphere wasn't pretty for you and Hidan. The next thing you knew, Hidan stopped you by the shoulder and hit your back against the wall.

(Aika/Bobby:If you're expecting something mature, don't get your expectations high)

"What the h-" your words cut off as cold and intense pressed against your passionately. Your eyes widened but closed as you got into the kiss. As you and the silver-haired were about to *Bobby clears her throat*...

"Well,well." you and Hidan quickly pulled away and blushed madly as the pair of you saw Azusa, Kakuzu, Sasori, Deidara and Kisame.

"A-azusa-senpai!" you smiled at the petite-built girl, trying to pretend like nothing happened, "I thought you were on a mission!" .

"I came back early. I heard a crash from here and it turned out to be you and Hidan about to-" Kakuzu closed young Azusa's mouth and simply replaced the next words with, "have fun!" .

"I wonder what Leader will have to say about this." Kisame smirked, still gripping Samehada.

"Just shut up and leave us alone!" Hidan yelled(angrily) at the group. Azusa's chartreuse eyes turned serious but Sasori and Kakuzu pulled her with them away.

"Well, where were we?" Hidan asked, smirking at you.