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Chemistry Puns!!

Chemists have solutions for everything!

Woman are iron Man...
Woman=Female
Fe=Iron
Male=Man
Therefore we are Ironman! I always knew we had superpowers!

A hug without u would be toxic. (Mercury is hg and it is toxic!)

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. It went OK.

Once I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction though.

Let's vote for Ron. Let's Electron.

I would've told you a good chemistry joke but all good ones Argon.

Are you full of beryllium, gold and titanium. Cuz you are Be-Au-Ti-Full!

When u triene your best but still diene.

What do you call a wheel made of iron? A ferrous wheel.

Salt made a joke and it was sodium funny!

Salt smelt like rotten eggs. Sorry for your sulfuring. (Hydrogen sulphide smells like rotten eggs.)

What kinda fish is made from 2 sodium atoms? 2Na.

If iron Man and quick silver team up, they'll be alloys.

I just lost an electron. Gotta keep an ion them!

Orgainic chemistry is tough you guys. Whoever studies it have alkynes of problems. Oh, acid what you did there! But, amine it's funny, isn't it!?

You're a 10 is it? Maybe on the pH cuz you're pretty basic duh...

What did the thermometer say to graduated cylinder? You may have graduated but I have more degrees than ya.

To know the difference between train driver and chemist.. ask them to pronounce"unionised"!

If u hold 8 roses in front of the mirror, you see the 9 most beautiful things in the world. PS I know this wasn't chemistry related.

RIP boiled water. You will surely be mist.

What do you call an acid with a attitude? A-mean-o-acid.

I hate chemistry puns now. I'm gonna element.

Last: do you have 11 protons? Cuz you are sodium good that you'll vote on this chapter now!:)