"Shit there's movement."
"Dude, can I use the sniper rifle?"
"No."
"Please."
"No."
"Please."
"Tucker. Fuck off."
"Bitchy Church and his bitchyness not giving me the damn sniper rifle." Tucker mumbled.
"Tucker when I die, and another random ship crashes into our fucking canyon you can have the damn sniper rifle."
"... but you already died like multiple times."
"TUCKER I SWEAR TO- SHIT THE BACK DOOR OF THE THING IS STARTING TO OPEN!"
"Oh shit."
"QUICK GRAB CABOOSE AND JUST START FIGHTING ANYONE NOT IN A PRIMARY COLOR."
"Pinks not a primary color."
"Don't fucking bullshit me Tucker."
"I'm just saying."
"I'll get a head start." Church says while jumping of the top of the base and sprinting to the ship. Running with the sniper rifle pointed towards the door of the ship.
"Yaaaaa ahhhh oh my god my side. Shit I'm out of shape. Fuuuuu-"
"For you to be out of shape it requires you to be in shape some point of your life." Said a modified voice, stepping out of the ship.
"Shut up Tex—TEX YOU'RE HERE FUCK!"
"Nice to see you too, jackass." Tex said sarcasm dripping off her statement.
"Texxxxxxxxaaaaaaasssssss!" Caboose yelled sprinting to the black clad woman.
"Caboose don't you da-" Texas said holding her arm out to block Caboose. It didn't matter though; he gulped her into a huge hug picking the smaller woman off her feet by a good foot. He squeezed her mid-section till she was breathless, before of course, he suddenly let her go and she almost missed the landing stumbling a bit.
"Oh my god! Mrs.Crabby McBitchface brought friends!" Caboose said looking into the ship, cheerful at the prospect of new friends by association.
"Noooo. Please GOD tell me you didn't bring freelancers HERE of all places."
"Yes Church because I can choose who I accidentally crash a ship with. And I also choose them specially to spite you Mr. King of Everything."
"Thank you Tex. Just keep all your men on your ship, fix it, then leave and go back to freelancer drama."
"Nah the hulls busted. I'll give it a week to be fully fixed." Said 479'er.
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Rvb AU's
FanfictionI added a bunch of my favorite ships au's and drama. In this no one (except Alison dies but there is Texas). Agent freelancer is still around. Everyone is really gay. Maine is not the meta. 479'er and Caboose are siblings. 479'er and Caboose were c...
