"Alpha!" Theta yelled as soon as Church dropped Lopez's body.
"This is illogical the alpha wouldn't be in the middle of no where." Delta replied.
"Why is he in the body of a dirty Shinzo." Said Gamma.
"No. Soy un robo." Said Lopez.
"Wait Alpha?" Said Simmons.
"We are all copies of him. Parts of him, brain, trust, stuff like that." Explained Theta.
"You can't copy an A.I."
"Well we are copies."
"Yeaaah, Sure."
"Andromeda! Is that you?" Caboose shouted to 479er
"How the fuck do you know my name. It's not at all common."
"We are co-pilots! I fly with you."
"Cali-for-nia?"
"Huh. Yup! That's my code name. I am right now Caboose though."
"Holy Shit Caboose! You're a fucking freelancer why didn't you tell us!" Tucker and Church yell at the same time.
"Oh shit. Well I guess I gotta come clean too, I'm Agent Georgia." Said Grif.
"Holy shit. What are the odds. Wait how many of us reds and blues are current or ex freelancers?" Said Tucker. All the reds and blues raise their hands.
"Holy Shit 'DiReCtOr' why the fuck are we all here, and what's the actual reason for this bullshit." Church said anger dripping off of his voice.
"That is a strictly need to know basis and you don't need to know."
"Well bite me then because I want to know and you are going to tell me." Tex said.
"I actually would like to know why to." Carolina said.
"Yeah." Agreed Maine.
"You are also not in the need to know."
"Dude what else are you hiding?" Tucker said.
"Fine dude if you don't want to come clean the other freelancers are allowed to sleep in blue base but your not if you don't trust us we don't trust you." Church said walking off.
"This actually makes sense for these guys I'm off to blue base come with if you want to call a bunk."
"I feel safer with Texas than I do out in the open soooo." Washington said walking off.
"Same come on North." South said following both Texas and Wash.
"Eh see where this goes?" Muttered Maine going over to blue base. York and Wyoming just shrug and follow Maine.
"Cali-erm Caboose I thought you were dead."
"No. I just got transformed here after I got ALLL better." Caboose said mixing up words.
"You seem the same at least."
"Yeah. I'm sorry I didn't find you or anything. You are still my second best friend."
"Second? I thought I was your first." 479er said jokingly.
"My Church is my first best friend."
"Okay, I guess I better claim a bunk then huh."
~~Sarge talking to the reds~~
"They are taking all the freelancers! We can't stand for this! They will have tactical superiority of this here canyon and I won't stand for it!"
"Sir why don't we just have a sleepover at the blues and see which ones of the freelancers want to be our besties!" Donut asked gloves from his armor siting in his lap as he painted his nails lightish-red.
"Sir why don't we just take their shi-"
"Amazing idea Donut! Invade their base steal their men, then win the war!" Sarge said firing a shot at a sleeping Grif.
"That's what we're going with?" Simmons questioned.
"Don't question me Simmons! You're demoted!"
"So you want me to be a lower rank then Grif? That's giving him a promotion."
"Never mind I was just testing you see. Simmons your remoted! Operation infiltrate blue base pretend to be friends with them steal their men blow up blue base in a firey red explosion then win the war is a go!"
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Rvb AU's
FanfictionI added a bunch of my favorite ships au's and drama. In this no one (except Alison dies but there is Texas). Agent freelancer is still around. Everyone is really gay. Maine is not the meta. 479'er and Caboose are siblings. 479'er and Caboose were c...
