"Fuck off Church."
"Bitch this is my base. If you want to argue you can go with Church 2.0 in the broken ass ship but me and the others are getting new bodies. If you want a body that only has a helmet and no head of hair that's fine with me BUT I'm specifically asking for a god damn face so yeah."
~~REDS~~
"Do we have the parts for all those bodies Sarge?"
"Simmons never question me."
"Oh lookie there Sarge! The Blues are back to bargain!" Donut Said chipperly.
"God damn blues. WHAT DID YOU DECIDE?"
"ONLY IF YOU GIVE ME AND THE OTHER A.I.'s
ACTUAL BODIES AND ARMOR."
"LIKE PEOPLES?"
"NO LIKE A DOG! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?"
"I JUST WANT THE RECORD TO KNOW THAT I HATE YOU BLUES!"
"JUST HURRY UP ALREADY!"
"Dirty blues."
"Should I wake up Grif so he can help."
"Oh while they were in there I reviewed all the footage, scanned their ai slot found out what the ai's roughly would look like and built the bodies. With faces because I figured I would be able to barter up better room for me."
"THEY WERE IN THERE FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES! WHAT?"
"Son. Don't mess with an engineer and don't mess with a ex UNSC guy either, I am both."
"I-I- BUT STILL WHAT IS THIS?"
"This is bullshit Simmons. You and I both know this." Grif butted in.
"GRIF I HAVE A SHOT GUN BULLET WITH YOUR NAME ON IT."
"Sarge you have multiple bullets with my name on them."
"This is the only time you are correct."
"SIMMONS! Go into MY room and bring them all out. Grif! Get the warthog! We are goin in blind."
"Sargie don't worry about it the blues won't do anything to us we aren't going in blind." Donut said.
"Don't give the blues so much space to be eevviill."
"Sarge I brought up the warthog."
"Donut." Sarge says picking him up and throwing Donut it to the warthog. "It's time for step one. Infiltration."
"Don't be dramatic Sarge."
"Shut up Grif!" Sarge fires in his general direction.
"Geez look I'm driving over, GOD."
"Grif you're being a child." Simmons said backing up Sarge
"Really? Simmons I thought you were my friend."
"This isn't high school Grif."
"Look we're at Blue base. We have the A.I.'s lets do this and leave."
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Rvb AU's
FanfictionI added a bunch of my favorite ships au's and drama. In this no one (except Alison dies but there is Texas). Agent freelancer is still around. Everyone is really gay. Maine is not the meta. 479'er and Caboose are siblings. 479'er and Caboose were c...
