Rvb AU's

Base mistakes and roommates

"Okay listen up freelancers there is 8 bedrooms in this base right now we have 2 bunk beds set up one in my room that is for me and Tucker ONLY because Texas gets handsy."

"By handsy you mean I've tried to kill you by strangling you in your sleep."

"Thank you Tex for reminding me that we have locks in each of the doors that don't work because SOMEONE NOT MENTIONING NAMES BUT COUGH COUGH CABOOSE KEEPS OPENING THE DOORS THE WRONG WAY!"

"Any door can open any way of your strong enough!"

"Jesus Christ Caboose. The door are titanium steal and so are the locks the handles were fixable but not the locks. Caboose needs a bunk mate so I'm gonna put 479er with him. We can fit up to eight bunks in a room but well we were SUPPOSED to have 10 bunks total but we have 100 because Caboose was on ordering duty and he 'wanted some friends' so we have extra."

"So how many bunks are we gon-"

"BLUES AND FREELANCERS! WE HAVE A PROPOSITION!" The Sarge yells from the top of the hill.

"Oh my god I can't even assign room mate without those idiots causing trouble. Tucker did they take anything?"

"Not as far as I know. We still have our flag." Tucker said while walking out of the base with Church.

"HEY! REDS!" Church yells.

"CHURCH WE HAVE A PROPO-THINGY."

"A PROPOSITION? WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS AND WHAT DO YOU WANT!"

"WE WANT TO MOVE INTO YOUR BASE WITH YOU!"

"WHAT DO WE GET OUT OF IT?" Church questions forcing the reds to pause and whisper to themselves.

"SUPPLIES."

"WE ALREADY HAVE SUPPLIES! AND FREELANCERS TO TAKE YOURS IF NEED BE."

~~Reds~~
"Oh shit Sarge they're right! What do we give them."

"Well this isn't gonna work we can just go home an-"

"Grif they have Sister and Doc in the caves if they get them two it will be wait let me think it will be like 13-15 to just us 4!" Donut interjected.

"Cinco. Estúpido."

"Right 5 of us! But there's no reason to call yourself stupid Lopez just because your a robot doesn't mean we don't value you as a team mate."

"¿Por qué me molesto con estos idiotas? (Why do I bother with these idiots)"

"Lopez I don't speak Taco outside of taco, burrito, and taquito."

"Cállate grif (shut up grif)."

"TERMS GUYS! We need to give our terms still!"

"Donut this is why your my next in line. What do they want?"

"We should build new body's for all the AI's then we can separate Tucker and Church and we can do something that shows the freelancers they need us."

"GREAT IDEA ME! LET'S BUILD THE AI'S BODIES!"

"What has my life come to."

"Come on Simmons your life can only go up from here."

~~Blues~~
"HEY DIRTY BLUES WE HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANT!" Sarge yelled.

"WHAT DO YOU HAVE!" Church yelled back.

"WE WILL MAKE BODIES FOR YOU AND YOUR A.I. BUDDIES IN EXCHANGE FOR LIVING IN YOUR BASE WITH YOU!"

"Holy shit Tucker me out of your armor and bodies for the oth- we should ask them first. HEY REDS!"

"YEAH!"

"WE'RE GOING TO ASK THE FREELANCERS WAIT RIGHT HERE!"

"OKAY!" Church and Tucker run through the base to where the freelancers were left.

"Oh shit! Where the fuck are those jackasses is our flag missing, no? Where the hell are they."

"Oh hey guys we found the extra bunks and we have separated ourselves out." North said walking out from the third room.

"Ask the AI's if they want bodies because the reds will make them for us if we let them stay in our base."

"Really we can get our own bodies! North can we please! I could learn how to really skateboard!" Theta said cheerfully.

"We'll go ask the others. HEY FREELANCER MEET UP."

"What is it?" Wyoming said.

"The reds want in the base in exchange for bodies for the AI's."

"Well do it!" Said York. "This would be perfect for our AI's."

"Are you sure? Giving someone like omega, for example, a body might not be the best idea so what happens then? What if they go rampant?"

"Tex APPARENTLY we are ALSO A.I.'s." Church said. "So maybe OTHER A.I.'s want bodies."