"Church."
"..."
"Church."
"..."
"Church."
"..."
"CHURCH."
"Tucker. I am going to give you one second to shut up starting 5 minutes ago."
"I have news."
"Well if Caboose is on fire again I'm busy and I don't care. If Caboose isn't on fire and something else happened I'm still busy and I still don't care."
"Okay another ship crashed into the canon."
".............I really hate everyone."
"But Chuuurch you promised to only hate people on Tuesday through Sunday!"
"Quiet Doc or you'll go back to the cave."
"Being quiet starting now ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️!"
"Tucker how the fuck did he do that with his voice."
"Run on the count of 3?"
"1...2...- Church what the fuck." Tucker yelled running after him. "I was going to do that and now I'm disappointed in the both of us."
"This place is too crowded we need a new plague." Church said bumping into South.
"Listen you punk bitch," South said picking Church up by the neck, "You-"
"CHURCH!" Caboose yelled tackling South.
"Caboose. For the love of God get off of her."
"I HATE Y- okay Church!"
"Knock knock."
"Oooooh British, mom dated a British guy before eh Grif." Grif glared at her.
"Who's there." Kai said ignoring Grif.
"Uh... ummm... I've never actually gotten this far."
"Well-"
"Nice of you all to be LALLYGAGGING but is NO ONE going to help us stop the weirdos on the ship!" Texas yelled.
"Uuuuugghhh you know what. No. Screw this. Screw you. I'm going to bed."
"No Church the people on the ship have started to fight. Is SEEMS we got them in a bad time and they got caught is our slip stream so they crashed with us."
"That sounds like Blue team problems."
"A black eye will be a your team problem if you don't start listening to us."
"Who are you? Your Carolina right? North or South? You know what I don't care. You see I don't care about a lot of things I care about 3 things total Food and my Sister. That doesn't qualify in either of those category's."
"South Carolina and-"
"-Bible belt looking motherfu-"
"WELL AT LEAST I CAN COUNT! YOU SAID YOU CARES ABOUT 3 THINGS AND GAVE 2 EXAMPLES!" Grif stopped and looked at his hand counting 2 fingers.
"You know what I never finished 9th grade so I don't care."
"*Cough Cough* Kindergarten *Cough Cough*"
"Shut up NERD!" Grif yelled at Simmons.
"Shut up and come outside with us."
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Rvb AU's
FanfictionI added a bunch of my favorite ships au's and drama. In this no one (except Alison dies but there is Texas). Agent freelancer is still around. Everyone is really gay. Maine is not the meta. 479'er and Caboose are siblings. 479'er and Caboose were c...
