Roses You Left For Me

22

"What about eye-spy?" Jeongguk suggests.

It's been around three hours since they got trapped in the elevator, with people coming to their aid maybe half an hour ago.

"What the fuck are you meant to spy?" Jimin snaps with a roll of his eyes.

"Don't get so mad," Jeongguk argues.

"I've been stuck in an elevator with you trying to understand the punchline of the same joke for the past two hours and I need a fucking coffee. Of course, I'm mad,"

Jeongguk just rolls his eyes dramatically.

"You're both as idiotic as each other," Yoongi says from outside.

"Oh, shut it you!" Jimin yells back, listening to Yoongi's laugh from behind the door. For some reason, Yoongi had deemed it best to bring along Namjoon and Seokjin, with the eldest cackling at Yoongi and Jimin's domestic arguments and Namjoon trying to comfort Jimin.

Yoongi, however, is making it his life mission to annoy Jimin as much as he possibly can, knowing that his boyfriend will most likely attempt to rip his head off once he gets out.

"Yoongi, I swear to fucking god, if you don't shut the fuck up, I will not hesitate to rip your dick off," Jimin snaps.

"What you gonna do from in there, shorty?" Yoongi taunts.

"I'm literally taller than you!" Jimin cries.

Yoongi snorts. "Keep telling yourself that, babe,"

"Ooh! What about storytelling!" Jeongguk suggests. Jimin groans loudly. "You go first, hyung!" The youngest says eagerly.

"Alright," Jimin says as he shuffles to be more comfortable. "Once upon a time, there was a man named Jimin. He was dating the most annoying fucking asshole in the entire world named Yoongi. Jimin also had a friend called Jeongguk, who is a total brat and is stubborn as fuck and never listens to his hyung. There is also Seokjin who I guess isn't that bad-"

"Watch it!" Seokjin snaps through the elevator.

"And Namjoon who I guess isn't too bad either," Jimin says. "One day, Jeongguk broke the fucking elevator and trapped himself and Jimin, the best hyung in the world, in this fucking death trap and Jimin wants to tear his head off and get an iced coffee. The end,"

"I'm not a brat!" Jeongguk argues, roughly kicking Jimin in the leg.

"Ow! You fucking asshole!" Jimin yells back as they start a full-on brawl in the elevator.

"You may want to stop moving so much. The movement could cause the elevator to plummet down and kill you," one of the men outside says as he tries to pry open the door.

The two immediately stop and sit back against the wall, settling for just glaring at each other instead.

"Whilst we're stuck in here, you might as well tell me about lover boy," Jimin snaps, voice taunting.

"Loverboy?!" Seokjin practically screeches. "Jeon Jungkook, have you got something to tell me?!"

Jeongguk just rolls his eyes, sneering at Jimin.

"So? Spill,"

"Jimin," Jeongguk warns.

"Ah, ah, that's hyung to you," he says.

"There's no way I'm telling you with everyone listening in," Jeongguk says.

"That good, huh?"

"Shut up," Jeongguk whines as he curls in on himself.

Jimin hums in thought. "No limp. Very relaxed. Very bratty and dominant today, too,"

"Hyung," Jeongguk complains as he hides his face.

"You fucked him!" Jimin shrieks.

"HYUNG!" Jeongguk yells as he reaches over to slap Jimin around the head, but the elder only laughs and shoves him off, making the elevator shake a little. The two immediately scramble back to where they previously were, not daring to move an inch.

It takes a moment before Jimin continues.

"You topped, didn't you?" Jimin states. "Ohmygod! Our baby Jeonggukie topped!"

"Hyung!" Jeongguk yells.

"WHO TOPPED WHO?!" Seokjin yells from the other side of the elevator.

"No one!" Jeongguk calls out desperately, but Jimin is having none of this.

"Our baby Kookie topped someone! He's claiming dominance!"

"Should I be proud?!" Seokjin yells.

"Yes!" Jimin cheers. "Our baby is growing up!"

"Stop!" Jeongguk cries out desperately.

Jimin just laughs loudly and reaches over to pat Jeongguk on the back, although the younger would rather have the elevator fall right now instead of living this through.
It's then that the doors are prised open, just enough for Jimin and Jeongguk to sneak through before the doors are released.

"We're saved !" Jimin screams loudly, uncaring of who lives on this floor and who doesn't. It seems, however, that most of the tenants on this floor have come out to see what's going on. Thankfully, Jeongguk knows none of them and so they have no idea which one everyone was talking about. Hopefully.

"You," Jimin suddenly snaps, pointing straight at Yoongi. "We're going home to talk,"

"Have hate sex more like," Seokjin snorts as he leans on Namjoon.

Jimin just turns his nose up at them and tugs Yoongi down the hall, completely focused on tearing Yoongi limb from limb. Yoongi quickly throws a "help" over his shoulder before he's pulled away completely.

Seokjin then turns to Jeongguk, eyes judging. "So," he begins.

"Bye, hyung!" Jeongguk suddenly yells before he looks towards the men that helped them out. "Thanks for helping us and stuff, really appreciate having my life and stuff-" he says before he turns and bolts out of there.

"Ya! Jeon Jungkook!" Seokjin screams down the hall, but Jeongguk is way out of there by now.