Sorry about my laziness by the way -GRB
*Bell rings, Rolanda and Kelly both walk up to get lunch. They are standing right next to each other*
*The lunch lady Kate is talking to Rolanda*
LL. Hey there, would you like some frozen strawberries?
R. No fucking way.
LL. Language you lady.
R. *sticks tongue out at Kate* Piss off. By the way hairnets are so 2017. Old lady.
L. Rolanda, stop being so rude. And btw, your hairnet is so cute.
LL. Thank you, Kelly. Here, Have an ice cream pass for next Friday.
K. Aww, thank you Kate.
R. *Mumbles* Bitch.
*Glares at Rolanda*
R. And why are you stalking me, bitch?
K. I'm not stalking you. And this bitch *points to herself* was getting her lunch.
R. Yes you are. You were right behind me.
K. It's called a line, sweetheart.
LL. Girls, can you please hurry up. There are a bunch of people waiting in line.
R. Excuse me Jack ass?! I am a free citizen! I have spent all day with this brat, I do not need another bitchy ass lady, telling me what to do!
LL. Just hurry up, little girl.
R. What was that?!
K. *mumbles* Here we go again.
*Kelly walks around Rolanda to go pay for her lunch*
R. I am not fucking little, I am a 12 year old woman. And your probably jealous cause your what, 90 years old. Your just a stupid old lady. You probably need a little wheelchair, so shut up and let's get you one!
*Lunch Lady Late calls PP into the room*
*Instead of Principle Perry, the same two teachers that picked her up earlier came and dragged her (forcefully) to Perry's office*
T1. When will you learn that payback is not the answer?
R. Oh, shove it up your ass!
T2. No wonder you have no friends.
R. Hey dickwad, I have friends unlike your lazy ass. Their just busy with stuff.
T1. Exactly our point, their probably busy, so they don't have to be with you. Ever heard of excuses?!
T2. Rolanda, you need to be more friendly and less sassy, if you want to have more friends that actually hang around you.
R. You pathetic assholes are not allowed to tell me what to do, so shut the fuck up!
T1. Excuse me?
T2. Don't call us assholes, little girl.
R. Why.does everyone call me a little fucking girl. I can do whatever I want! I am a free citizen here!
*All of the students eating lunch in the lunchroom are staring at Rolanda and laughing*
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 correct anything wrong or whatever.
-GRB
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Rolanda vs Kelly
RastgeleHigh school drama queen Rolanda is obsessed with another student named Dylan. But he hates her and he likes another girl named Kelly Clain. Kelly and Rolanda were friends until they had a falling out five years ago. Kelly, Kelly's friends, and other...
