Adora: I am both a dumbass and a gay and that's a dangerous combination
Mermista: I just got stung by a jellyfish, quick, pee on it!
SeaHawk: (peeing on jellyfish) this is for stinging my wife!
Angella: Glimmer, what are you doing?
Glimmer: Bow's on a mission so I'm cutting the sleeves off all my shirts
Angella: Why?
Glimmer: He's basically 85% of my impulse control
Bow: Guess I'm just too tough to cry
Glimmer: Just today you were crying about snakes!
Bow: (voice breaking) THEY DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS GLIMMER
Catra: Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by Shadow Weaver
*everyone in the Horde raises their hands*
*Hordak takes away Shadow Weaver's position and imprisons her*
Catra: this is so sad Alexa play Despacito
Glimmer: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag
Angella: W-w-wha... you spilled... lipstick in my Valentino white bag???
Shadow Weaver: I think you're my only friend
Catra: I'm not your friend! I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND!!
Catra: *holds up a bag of Doritos* Open dis?
Shadow Weaver: *takes bag and throws it*
Catra, running to get it: Hey!
( honestly all Gavin Mastadon vines are Catra and Shadow Weaver's relationship especially bc most of them are just
Gavin throwing his uncle's things across the room)
Bow: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game. Break out the L word.
Adora: Lesbian?
Bow: The other L word
Adora: Lesbians??
Adora: And now a gay update with Catra.
Catra: Getting gayer.
Adora: Thank you Catra.
Catra: You look nice, I want to kiss you
Adora: What?
Catra: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU
Bow: Bro close your eyes
Seahawk: It's dark bro
Bow: That's my world without you bro
Seahawk: Bro...
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She-Ra and the Shitposts of Power
RandomI love the new She-Ra on Netflix so I'm gonna rant/shitpost about all my fave characters and the general awesomeness of the show. Memes, imagines, art, and whatever else you guys wanna request is welcome! 🏠In this house we love and respect Bow 🏠In...
