She-Ra and the Shitposts of Power

She-Ra Ships Cooking Breakfast

Guess who finished She-Ra then immediately made French toast to try and make herself feel better??

Warnings: Spoilers, kinda? Shipping-wise, at least; None; it's kinda shitty but it practically wrote itself and I think it's a cute concept

Catradora-
•Catra's in the same boat as Glimmer, she's a bad cook but she wanted to make her wife breakfast DAMMIT
•she's very frustrated
•it turns out all charred and burnt but Adora eats it anyway
•*Adora hugs her from behind* Are you making breakfast for me?
•*hardcore blushing* "yes"
•"AWWW you like me!!!"
•"Shut up"

Glimbow- (still not sure how I feel about them being together romantically but I'm warming up to the idea)
•"Why is this taking so long?" *frustrated Glimmer noises*
•Glimmer's struggling
•the French toast gets stuck to the pan and she's trying to wrench it out with a spatula
•the smoke alarm goes off and wakes Bow up
•"Glimmer, what are you doing?"
•"I wanted to surprise you... with breakfast?"
•*cue Bow's UWU face*
•"Don't worry, I've got it under control!"
•"it sure sounds like it"
•more struggling, Glimmer's trying but she's a terrible cook
•"do you need help?"
•"*sigh* yes please"

Scorfuma
•"Trust me, I've got this. I got this."
•"Of course you do, babe. I believe in you"
•*cue Scorpia struggling to make breakfast with her claws and Perfuma standing behind her being supportive*
•Scorpia is very sensitive to Perfuma's dietary restrictions (she's a vegetarian)
•she did it! There are about six pancakes stuck on the ceiling but we won't talk about that

Seamista
•Both suck at cooking
•Sea Hawk attempts bc "I can do anything!" but he really can't bless his heart
•they just order out or something
•the kitchen's on fire

Entraptadak
•what are you talking about their fridge is full of science experiments not food
•everything's tiny
•Hordak's still adjusting to tiny food life so he's a little uncomfortable

Kyle x Rogelio (I don't know their ship name I'm sorry)
•Rogelio's cooking breakfast for his husband and son (the imp is their son now sorry I don't make the rules)
•encourages Kyle to help him but Kyle's all "No IlL MeSs SoMeThing Up"
•But Rogelio's having none of that shit
•Cooking lessons!!!

Spintossa
•they've been married for a while now so they've got it down
•they work together: Spinerella gets Netossa's ready and vice versa
•Competitions to see who can finish fastest
•arguing about who won
•good morning kisses when they sit down at the table