[at a dive bar]
Bow: Look, I know you're disappointed-
Glimmer: *wearing a wetsuit, a snorkel, and flippers* I'd like to leave, please[at a coffee shop]
Spinerella: Darling, I didn't want whipped cream.
Netossa: Don't worry, I'll fix it for you.
Adora: This isn't soy.
Catra, sipping her coffee: Sucks to be youAdora: Catra NO
Catra: Catra YES
Everyone: *sees Adora running after Catra* ADORA NO
Adora: ADORA YESGlimmer: Hey Mermista, how was the honeymoon?
Mermista: Seahawk got drunk and tried to set fire to our marriage certificate
Mermista: He said "good luck returning me without the receipt"Shadow Weaver: I love all my children equally: Adora, Lonnie, Rogelio, *looks at smudged writing on hand* Kylo and Catsup
Adora: Can you imagine doing anything useful with your life?
Catra: Unrealistic. Blocked.
Adora: This is a verbal conversationBow: When opportunity knocks, what do we say?
Glimmer: Go away, I'm not home.
Catra: We lock the doorSeahawk: *filming Mermista* There she is, the queen, able to kill men with a single stare
Mermista: *looking him right in the eyes* Better watch out honeyCatra: So what's the plan?
*silence*
Catra: There is no plan, is there?
Bow: Nope
Glimmer: Nuh uh
Adora: There is no plan
(I spent so much time on that last one pls don't let it flop)
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She-Ra and the Shitposts of Power
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