The Vigilantes

A Simple Chat

This chapter isn't really necessary. It's more just a filler 'cuz... I'm bored? Is that... is that a good reason? Probably not... But, anyways, your dear old sides are just going to be silly! And that's okay, because I'm bored and don't know exactly how I'm gonna continue the story, but it's fine, it's whatever. *cries* Let's just-

TW: Some religious stuff

WAIT THIS IS FUTURE SAM, YOU SHOULD READ THIS. MY PAST SELF IS STUPID.

IcePop🍦: hey kiddos, wanna see pictures of a cat?😺😸

Logan: That is highly unnecessary.

Princey🏳‍🌈: Your gay prince is queer to ace-cess the situation!

Logan: Holy Pythagoras.

IcePop🍦: not to seem bi-ased, but ill never go against a good pun

Logan: Virgil, help me.

MyAliveGaySon🏳‍🌈: my name is a pun

Princey🏳‍🌈: Why hello there, J-Delightful!

IcePop🍦: MY ANGELIC SONG BIRD

MyAliveGaySon🏳‍🌈: 1. no, never say that

MyAliveGaySon🏳‍🌈: 2:

                              MyAliveGaySon🏳‍🌈 changed their name to Virge🎶

IcePop🍦: awww, and cats? anyone?

Logan: I do not wish to see cats right now.

IcePop🍦: right meow?

Logan: Stop.

IcePop🍦: ugh fine

Virge🎶: guys im trying to work

Logan: Exactly, I have a student from our local college coming here that needs tutoring, and I can't do that if I keep getting random messages.

Princey🏳‍🌈: You know you love us, you book germ. 💕💘

Logan: I swear on Diophantus that you are the most annoying person ever.

Princey🏳‍🌈: Love you too, nerd.

IcePop🍦: im sorry lo, but who exactly is Diophantus and why are you swearing on him?

Logan: Diophantus was an Alexandria Hellenistic mathematician, the father of algebra, as he is so often called. He also wrote a collection of books called the Arithmetica, most are lost. I also don't swear on God, as you know, I am a tad superstitious about it.

Princey🏳‍🌈: Thanks for the math lesson, Teach.

Logan: History*

Virge🎶: hmmm

Logan: "Hmmm"?

Virge🎶: hmmm as in, i didnt know that about you

Logan: I* Didn't*

Virge🎶: guys, i truly do find you guys entertaining but i have to teach and this is annoying

IcePop🍦: YOU TEACH?! AWWW LIL' VIRGE WITH KIDS

Princey🏳‍🌈: I must say, it is a dastardly surprise to see our dark and distrusting, depressing emo teach youth. What do you teach? The Dark Arts?

Virge🎶: thanks for all the D, Romano, and no i don't teach the dark arts. this isn't harry potter

Logan: Drarry forever.

Virge🎶: ^^absolutely, and i teach art and basic drawing

IcePop🍦: aww, cool

Princey🏳‍🌈: Should we call you 'Teach' too?

Logan: I didn't know you taught, Virgil. I had always assumed you had taken a job that allowed you to move at a slower pace.

Virge🎶: what.

Logan: Well, seeing, how your anxiety can sometimes be debilitating and frustrating, I had assumed it had rendered your job options fewer than one would like.

Princey🏳‍🌈: Lo, you should shut up.

Virge🎶: My student is here. I'll make sure to move and speak slower so he understands me.

IcePop🍦: uh oh, he's using proper grammar

Logan: I'm sorry if it seems what I texted was rude, I had no intention of that. I promise.

Virge🎶: Uh huh. Bye.

Virge🎶 has left the chat.

Logan: I don't understand.

Princey🏳‍🌈: He didn't want us to know about his anxiety in the first place. Making him feel less of a person about one of the most things he was self conscious about was not making anything clear.

IcePop🍦: yea kiddo, i dont think you handled that correctly

Logan: I didn't know. I should apologize.

Logan: My student is here. Goodbye.

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I uh, I don't know what that was, but uh... wow.