Who're We to Say? - a kiribaku fic

Gay Nightmares

Kirishima pov

I try to say good morning to Bakugou but he just walks past me without a glance. Is he still shaken up about this morning? He made breakfast for everyone though. I don't think he's in a bad mood so is he mad at me? What did I do? Did I sleep talk and he heard? Did he think I saw what he was drawing?

I go over to Kami and Sero who are sitting on the couch practically on top of each other.

"Mornin' lovebirds wanna hang out today?"
"Sorry bro we'd love to but Hanta wants to hog me for himself today."
"I have my rights."
"No biggie I'll go find Mina."
"She left with Bakubro just a second ago."
"Ah, that's cool I'll just be in my room."
"Bye Kiri!" The duo yell in sync.

I head back into my room and plop onto my bed staring at the ceiling aimlessly for what seems like forever when I sit up and look outside it's already afternoon.

I go into my drawer and pull out my bag of shrimp chips from yesterday. Ones that this time aren't spicy. I laugh to myself remembering the events on the train yesterday. Ahh! I can't believe he just ate it from my hand!!! Woah there that's a little creepy don't you think? Yeah but only a little.

I munch on some chips pulling out my Switch and opening Breath of the Wild Hopping right back where I left off. Finding the chickens in Kakariko Village.

Bakugou pov

I run to the McDonalds with Pinky hot on my tail. She tapped my shoulder as I ran into the wall of it.

"Hah! I win." Pinky screeched right as I hit the wall.
"Fuck I can't believe you've done this." I flip off the wall knowing full well that it's my fault.
"I spent to much on clothes! You're buying your own food."
"Right after I slam into the wall? Yeah no thanks."
"Fine Rock Paper Scissors loser pays."
"Fine."

After three quick rounds of me absolutely dominating Pinky she reluctantly pays for our food.

"This is gonna give my stomach hell." She huffs stuffing a chicken nugget into her face.
"Sucks to be you then." I take a large bite of my second spicy chicken sandwich.
"How can you eat more than one of those?! I'd actually die of endless shits."
"Fucking gross I did not need to hear that. Especially when eating."
"Yeah yeah, you brought it up though."
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"How?" Gotcha.
"..."
"Exactly I win."

Some like 20 year old girls walk next to us and start eye fucking me. I can easily hear their whisper conversation.

'Ohmigawd he's so hawt I think I'm melting.'
'He definitely has 7".'
'For sure, his girlfriend sure is lucky to be railed by that every night.'

I stop listening grossed out that this is even happening. Can these bitches read?! My hoodie says g a y on it for a reason. Should I say something? Oh shit I don't have to.

"Excuse me ladies but my friend here doesn't appreciate being eye fucked when he's trying to eat. We are not dating and I have a wonderful girlfriend waiting for me at home. Go find some guy who's dick you can actually hop on, thank you and have a nice day you walking condoms." Pinky hissed and they left clearly offended.
"Thanks Pinky, I appreciate it."
"Of course you can always count on Mama Mina!"

We finish eating our food and head back to UA done with our little adventure. Walking in laughing we plop onto the couch.

"Hey Baku we should watch a movie with the others."
"Sure, hey Frogger have you seen Pikachu and Tape Arms?"
"Ribbit. Sero-kun and Kaminari-kun went to their rooms together a while after you two left and haven't been out since."
"Oh they fawkin."
"From the morning to the middle of the day? I know they're stupid but are they that stupid?"
"Let's go find out!" She grips onto my arm just shy of my burn.
"Hell no!"
"Come on pussy!"

She drags me to Pikachu's dorm and I stay away from the door. This bitch however puts her ear right smack dab on it. She looks at me with a shocked, mildly disturbed face.

"Oh they f a w k i n g. I regret all my life decisions." I walk her to the elevator patting her on the shoulder to comfort her.
"Let's go hang in my dorm."
"Yeah let's do that."

She grips onto my shoulders trying not to die as we make our way to my room. She sits down at my desk proping herself up with her elbows.

"And here I thought I'd be the first not virgin of the squad."
"Honestly you really do just radiate dick energy, and not the good kind."
"You saying I have a small dick?!"
"You saying you have a dick!?"
"Maybe!"
"Well shit!"

Our 'argument' dissolves into laughter as we banter back and forth about Pinky's hypothetical dick size. Yeah, she'd have a tiny dick.

"Wait, how'd we go from being traumatized that you listened to our friends fuck to your hypothetical tiny dick?"
"Correction hypothetical foot long, and I have no fuckin clue honestly I guess having nothing better to do does that to you."
"Yeah." I pause thinking about what is something we could do. "I just got the best idea and it'd be a great gift for Round Face too."
"I'm all ears."
"How long can you sit still."
"As long as you need boo boo."
"That nickname is shittier than Shitty Hair's shitty hair."
"So was that sentence." She teased sticking her tongue out at me. I swear if she weren't my new best friend I'd kill her.
"I'll kill you."
"Nah. You won't."
"You sure 'bout that?"
"For the most part!" Her voice heightened on that last word. More like not really but lies are fun. 
"Whatever dickless, make your favorite pose and hold it. I'll get a picture but I still need you to remain motionless."
"Okie doki.......... boo boo."
"I will actually fucking stab you."
"Welp, guess I'll die." She shrugs and I snort.
"Whole ass mood, God."

She decides that the shrug pose is what she wants to do and adds an awkward smile to it. This is going to be my best work yet.

I pull out a large pad of paper along with some charcoals and graphite. Working on the large piece until night struck.

"Aight it's eight, fuck outta my room I'll give you your shit tomorrow."
"You think she'll like it?"
"Oh no she'll definitely hate it, told me she was dumping your ass too." I sneer sarcastically clearly not meaning my words in the slightest.
"Fuck you too, go suck a dick!"
"Gladly.~ You said you had a footlong if I recall."
"Eat shit. Goodnight, see you tomorrow. I never want to see your blond ass face again."
"Blond Face? Bish what?"
"You need sleep bye hoe."
"Shut up!"

She leaves my room after winking and I stare at my wall for a moment before preparing to sleep. She's so fucking dumb, but I guess enjoying her company makes me dumb too. I sigh contentedly before getting comfortable in my bed and slowly drifting off.

Kirishima pov

An entire day passes and I barely find the last chicken before yawning and deciding to knock out. I shift uncomfortably before falling into a disturbing sleep.

Dream time fuckers

I'm in a field with Baku and we're chatting and having fun. He turns to me.

'You know, Shitty Hair you're really fuckin annoying.'
'Haha, yeah bro you have that right.'
'I'm not joking, you're more annoying than that dipshit Pikachu. You somehow manage to have less braincells than he does!'
'Calm down with the jokes man, that stings.'
'It fucking should sting because I'm not joking you must be a moron to think that I even like your presence.' He glares at me eyes cold devoid of all familiarity. 'I fucking hate you, Kirishima. I hate you and I'd be thrilled if you died.'
'I-I see sorry for bothering you then.'
'Tch whatever just fuck off.'

He flips me off pushing me to the ground I stay there shocked at what just happened. He walks away a cloud of black smoke encasing his body a distorted voice ringing out.

'I can't believe I ever trusted you.'

A/n ahh shit now Kiri has the big sad I love these characters I swear. Have a good day/night