Who're We to Say? - a kiribaku fic

Wanna Go to the Beach, Beach

Back you go pov

Today's gonna be a good day. I smile to myself

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Stepping out of the shower I puff up my hair, put on some clothes and head to the lounge.

"Hey! You showed up!"
"Wow thanks bitch."
"Look who's talking Bakuhoe."
"Where's Ei?"
"Getting the okay from Aizawa."
"You dragged my ass down here and you didn't even get the okay?!"
"Woah there Bakugou, I don't want my ass blown up this early."
"Sero you moron he only blows up Kiri's ass."
"ASHIDO!"
"Ah sorry you're a bottom I forgot."
"I'm gonna cry fuck y'all." Pikachu wheezed while laughing his ass off.

Eijiro peeked his head in gave us a thumbs up and beckoned us out, like a creep. Or maybe that's just me.

"Bro that was lowkey creepy you pedo." Nevermind.
"Denki, I think you forget. Kiri is Bakusexual."
"Oh yeahhh."
"Fucking dumbasses. All of you."

I walk over to Eijiro and give him a hug before walking over to the gate.

"So we gonna go or not?"

We all get into Ashido's car and we head out to the beach I'm sitting shotgun and the others are in the back of the car. Yelling loudly about.... hermit crabs? I won't ask. Looking out the window I see the white puffy clouds floating by peacefully. Unconcerned of the chaos in this car.

I grab Ashido's phone which is connected to the Bluetooth in her car.

"Play a bumping song Bakuhoe. Or I'll kill you."
"So scary. I'm terrified." I quip nonchalantly. Putting on one of the squads favorite songs

We all scream sing it like the morons we are and after listening to the entire blurryface album we reach the shores.

"Katsuki! We're here."
"Huh?" I crack my eyes open "oh the beach."

Everyone else is already out the car and I'm the last one to take my shoes off and run to the white sand. Which is soft under my toes. I grab Ei's hand as we run to the water and he hardened his foot kicking it dumbly. Pikachu is already becoming one with the sand as Tape Arms buries him underneath it, Ashido standing by and laughing. Eiji takes the moment of them all being distracted to kiss me cutely peppering kisses all over my face. Some people make faces but neither of us care.

"Hey come help me bury Denki! Stop being gay!"
"You're not much straighter!" I yell back.
"Alright, come on Katsu."
Ugh do I have to? "Okay let's go."

He drags me over due to the fact that I was mildly reluctant, but hey he seems excited so I'll play along. We kneel over by him and start layering sand on top of his body he's sitting so it'll take a while. But his legs are already covered so Tape Arms definitely did something.

"Denks you can't talk animatedly if you want to be buried."
"Okay okay. I just need you to understand the beauty of hermit crabs. Though you should never get them as pets. The ones you find in stores are all forced out of their shells and taken from the wild. It's super horrible for those poor crab friends."
"Wow Pikachu I didn't know you actually had more than 1 braincell."
"Aw thanks bro-"
"You have 2."
"Nevermind."

Ashido and Ei are laughing their asses off as Sero is intently burying his boyfriend. I smile pouring another bucket of sand onto Kaminari. He gave up mobility in his upper body as I dumped sand on him. He's going to have sand up his ass for weeks. It'll be in him longer than Tape Arms will ever be, oop. I did not just think that oh my god I'm going to drown myself. No, no suicidal thoughts. Bad Katsuki. But it would be super easy. No stop. Maybe just a little bit of drowning? No, no drowning. Ugh fine. I take a deep breath and go to stand by the water my excuse being I'm getting water to pack Pikachu in.

I am better. I still have my moments, everyone recovering does but I am better. Anyone can attest. I mean I've only really almost committed twice and I've been seeing a therapist. Even if he's the fourth one we've tried. Definitely better than the first who literally told me her opinions on gay marriage which were negative despite my gay ass being her patient. Filling up the bucket with water I stand up, take a deep breath, and head over to Kaminari's half covered body. Eijiro and Ashido are doing some kind of chant.

"Ooga chacka ooga ooga ooga chacka." Relentlessly. Crab rave is playing and they're losing their god damned marbles.
"I left for one fucking minute and you dumbasses lost your minds?!"
"Haha yeah. They started doing this after Denki tried to wiggle out."
"Hantaaaa I'm bored."
"Well you asked to be buried."
"Hnnnnnnn. Hantaaaa."
"Eiji, I say we ditch them." He looked at me still chanting and shook his head no and gestured for me to join.
"Remind me to never say yes to a beach trip with y'all again." Ashido broke down with laughter and then Ei couldn't keep a straight face either.
"Oh my gahawd Bakuhoe you should've seen your face! It looked like you walked into some cult ritual shit!"
"That's what it fucking was! Seriously what the hell?!"
"Pffft Katsuuukiii!"
"I hate you guys," I chuckled out "I'm taking a walk."

Before they could even protest I took off towards the south side of the beach. My feet leaving an impression of each step I took. I witness some seagulls attack a child for his sandwich and laugh a little because the same thing happened to Deku when we were kids. I'm glad we finally can call each other friends again. Even if I'm the reason we weren't to begin with.

After walking a ways down the beach I turn and head back to my friends.

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"I am the sand guardian! Guardian of the sand!"
"Poseidon quivers before him!"
"FUCK OFF!"
Kaminari and Sero recreated that one vine as Eijiro filmed and Ashido laughed.
"Oh god I've been laughing way to much today! My abs oh my abs!"
"SOMETHINGS TOUCHING MY FOOOT HANTA! HAALLLLLP! AAAAAAHHHHH IT'S WET I THINK IT'S A CLAM OH GOD!" After that I start cracking up.
"Holy shi- I can't fu- you dumbaaaa-" which dissolved into a wheeze. I'm now on the floor dying laughing, Kaminari is crying as Sero tries digging him out. Eijiro is still filming and Ashido is clinging to him for support.

A few minutes later Tape Arms pulls out this huge ass clam that was apparently trying to eat Pikachu's toe. I'm not sure and after that fiasco we decide to pack up and head to lunch.

"Where do y'all wanna go bros?"
"Hmm there's a good Korean bbq place near here and I've been wanting some good beef."
"If that's the case you could just ask Bakuhoe."
"M-MINA!"
"PINKY!"
"HAH!"
"Y'all are nasty. I want real food and the only actual selection was bbq."
"Alright Kami. I'm sorry let's go."

Ashido took Kaminari by the arm to her car. Opening the door for him he hopped into the car. I followed suit stealing shotgun again despite the groans from Sero and Eijiro.

"So Pinky how's Round Face? I heard the yelling last week."
"Oh yeah, she got mad then I got mad which led to yelling but before we went to bed we both apologized and went to our separate rooms for the night."
"If you don't mind me asking what was the fight about?"
"She thought she saw me kissing someone else even though I wasn't and she yelled so I yelled right back. That's as many details as you're getting."
"Damn."
"Yeah. Now let's go get some fucking food bitches!"
"Hell yeah!"
"Oh man my mouth is watering!"
"Wait Denki needs to scoot his thonkhonking double thiccums ass over so I can buckle up! Okay let's go!"

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After lunch we went to the dorms to spend the rest of the afternoon to our own devices, because despite how we all mostly enjoy hanging out we all get tired of each other eventually.

I'm glad I have these idiots

A/n y'all. This was a fun chapter to write. Also what are your thoughts on these fuller descriptions. I feel as though they were a bit much but idk. Have a good day/night!