The Butler's Neko

Mine and mind_if_i_SLitherin 's role play

A/N: Like the title says, this is a role play I did with mind_if_i_SLitherin in a comments section of an anime pick up line book since we got a little carried away on July 17, 2019. You don't have to read this if you don't want to. It has nothing to do with the story but it is Ciel x Sebastian so it's up to you if you read it. The bolded words will be the things mind_if_i_SLitherin did and the italicized words are the parts I did. A capital C is Ciel and a capital S is Sebastian since I got tired of rewriting their names while copying it. Please enjoy

C:*walks in* WHO THE HE'LL ARE YOU TALKING TO
S: Wait no, I was just rehearsing!!
C: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!
S:* walks to ciel* I'd make one hell of a date, master~
C: * blushes* w-what the he'll Sebastian....
S:* winks*
C:....
S:*smirks and walks closer*
C: W-what the he'll do you think you are doing?
S:*kisses Ciel's nose*
C*flushes* Y-you missed
S: Then I shall try again*smirks before kissing Ciel's lips*
C:😵😵😵
S: I will now prepare tea my lord. Please focus on your paper work
C:*whispers* I can't thanks to you
S: What was that my lord?
C:*blushes* N-nothing. Go make my tea
C:*working on papers*
S: I have your tea master
C: Bring it to me
S:*hands Ciel his tea cup*
C:*sips tea*
S:*looks at paper and sees a drawing* Young master whats this?*picks up drawing*
C:*spits tea*
S:Oh my. This is interesting
C: What do you mean?
S: Why are you sitting on me in this picture?
C:...
S:*smirks* Is there something wrong young master?
C:*blushes* Shut up before I force you to bring all the stray dogs to live here
S: You wouldn't dare
C:*smirks* Try me
S: If you really wanted to sit on me you could of just asked
C: W-what -
S:*puts Ciel in his lap* Is that better?
C:* complete face red*
S: My lord,you are redder than my eyes
C: Its j-just hot in here
S: Shall I help you cool down?
C:* in mind* Kill me *out loud*Don't even think about it,you perverted demon
S: I was merely going to get you a wet cloth master, what were you thinking~
C:*face fully flushed red*
S: My my master.You have a naughty mind.
C: Its not like I would actually WANT you to do THAT!
S: Your face and body says otherwise my lord ~
C: M-MY BODY!???!
S: You are tense. You obviously need help relaxing. What can I do to help?
C: You're revolting
S:*looks offended* What's wrong? I was going to make you warm milk and honey
C:*flushing* I-* whispers* Why do you do this???
S:*smirks* I am simply one hell of a butler. Yours, and yours only for the rest of eternity
S: This will be fun. Won't you agree?
C: For you maybe...
S: Don't be like that. I'm sure you will have as much fun as I will my lord ~
C: I'm not falling for it this time Sebastian, I know you don't mean-
S:*whispers in Ciel's ear* I know what you do at night my lord. You're not the stealthy type
C:*blushing intensely*W-*calms himself down* What? You mean drawing?*he says with slight tiny of red on mode and cheeks*
S: You make noises while you draw? That's new to me my lord. How come I never hear you when you draw during the day?*pulls Ciel closer in his lap
C: I-I uh * blushing incredible amount*
C: BECAUSE I AM TIRED AT NIGHT?
C: Its not like it's any of your business anyways!
S: It's my job to make sure you sleep enough at night, so it is my business
C: DO I REALLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO YOU WHAT MASTUR -.... uh
S: What was that? Is there I need to know about you?
C: NO! I-I just.... it's not like you don't..... do you.... WELL.....*whispers* masturbation...
S: Is Elizabeth not enough for you? After all, she is your wife
C:*whispers* It's not like I want to be
C: She is not my wife, we are engaged!
C: By force at that matter
S: Is there someone else you like instead? I could go get them for you
S: Shall I send a letter to call off the engagement?
C: Y-you can.. you can't do that.... It would break her ever so fragile heart
C* mumbles* Though if I was engaged with you....
S:*smirks and lifts Ciel's face to look at him* That can be arranged so she doesn't find out
C:*blushing* D-do you mean have an affair?
S: I would never make you do such a thing. I have my ways to make her call off the engagement if you would like me to
C: I-I....*kisses Sebastian*
S:*kisses back* I will take that as a yes Ciel
C: That would be of utmost convenience
S: That's why I love you*hugs Ciel*
C: But now could I just...*puts arms around Sebastian's neck*
C: Y-you love me..
S: I never lie Ciel
C: I love-* takes deep breath* I love you too* look s to the side*
S: I'm glad to hear that* makes Ciel face him again* No need to be shy anymore around me
C:*nods* Did you know.... you smell like roses
C: Sterling silver roses to be exact
C: Its quite a magical sent
S:*chuckles* Now I do. You look like a kitten cuddled up on my lap
C: I don't mind kittens anymore you know...
S: That's good my lord since you are cuter than any kitten I've seen
C: If they make you happy....
C: I-I what?
C: Cuter..
S: As long as I have you, I don't need any other kitten
C:*smiles* That makes me happy
C: Wait
C: Sebastian, are you calling me a kitten???
S: I will call you what ever you like,but please for right now, be my little kitten until lunch
C:*grabbed something out of his desk and puts them on his head*
S: Ciel? How long have you had these?
C:....Since I visited the Undertaker
S:*chuckles lightly*They look good on you. I'll be sure to thank him later
C: I.. also have the tail...
C: I was very desperate for attention!!
S:*gasps* Ciel, you could have just asked if you wanted attention. I'm sorry if I neglected you
C: I mean... It would have worked if I had gone downstairs with them on...
S: You already have my attention without all this*deeply hugs Ciel*
C:... I know, but.... It clearly makes you happy*raises eyebrows*
S: Thank you for caring about my happiness Ciel
C:*hums*
C: Are you busy with preparations tonight?
S: Only a few things left to prepare. After that, I am completely free
C: Can...can I help, to make things go quicker?
S: Of course you can* carries Ciel to kitchen and finished preparations*
S: Now please go eat so you can get ready for bed
C: You know you don't have to carry me absolutely everywhere, Maylene and the others might see you and get the wrong idea
C:* munches on food*
S: And? They know that I am being a loyal butler. Could it be you're embarrassed to be carried all the time?
C: N-no way!
C: ....maybe
S:*laughs* Noted. Now please eat so I can get you ready for bed. You have a meeting tomorrow with the queen so you need a lot of rest
C:*groans* But I want to stay with you...
S: I know, I do too,but it's for the Phantomhive name. As the earl, you must keep up your reputation
C: What if I am sick? Surely I can't go if I'm sick
C: She will have nothing to say that out the name of Phantomhive down
S: True, but how will you fake it?
C: Its quite simple, I have done it to you a thousand times
C:..... you are very gullible
S:*smirks* You sly little master
C:*blushes*
S: Its getting late. Are you done with dinner?
C: *clears throat* Yes I am thank you, it was quite the treat
S: Your welcome. Let's get you ready to retire for the night* places dish in sink to be cleaned*
C:*gets out of chair and walks to room*
S:*follows closely behind*
C:* sits on bed ready to be changed*
S:*changes Ciel into his night gown(actually one of Sebastian's shirts) and tucks him in*
C: *touches the fabric to his face
S: Good night Ciel* kisses Ciel's head*
C: Good night..

A/N: OML that took forever to copy and rewrite here!  😵😵😵 I did it though and I am proud of myself. I really hope you enjoyed this bc mind_if_i_SLitherin and I enjoyed doing this. We didn't plan this, it was all improvised  😁😁😁 Tbh this made my hands and body hurt from typing this since I was looking down so now I am going to give my body rest and sleep since I promised mind_if_i_SLitherin that I would sleep tonight so good night everyone or morning depending on where you are when you read this and what time it is. Once again, please comment and vote. Author Chan out ✌.