My Girlfriend

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A/N: Mature Content ahead. Read at your own risk. 

I already know ima regret posting this. it's trash...

Naruto and Sasuke were eating fast, trying to see who could finish it faster

"Boy, this is really fun! I can't remember the last time I shared a meal with this many people!!", Tazuna said as Naruto and Sasuke held up their bowls up

"More please!", they both yelled, only to throw up the food

Sakura stood up, "Stop eating if you're just gonna throw it up!", she yelled

Sasuke wiped his mouth, "...No, I wanna eat."

"Because even if we make ourselves sick to do it, we have to eat to get strong!", Naruto yelled

"Throwing up won't make you stronger.", (Y/n) said

Sakura walked up to a torn picture on the wall, "Um, why is this picture torn. I could tell that little Inari was staring at it this whole time...", Sakura said

Kaito and (y/n) mentally cringed 

'Oh shit, bitch! She did it!', Kaito thought as he put his head down, hiding from the tension 

The silence stood for a while until Tsunami replied, "It was Inari's father."

(y/n) got up, not wanting to hear anymore, "Thank, Tsunami~San.", she said as she walked into the room that she shared with Kakashi

When she got there, she noticed something on her futon

The blanket that she was making at the Akatsuki base, but it was finished

(Y/n) chuckled, Tobi was such a sweet man

Or that's what she thought.

She was bored so she decided to talk in the Jonin group chat

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(y/n)TheBaddie🔥 has logged on

(y/n)TheBaddie🔥 is typing...

(y/n)TheBaddie🔥: Hoes

TheifoftheNight😈 has logged on

TheifoftheNight😈: MY BItcHHhH

(y/n)TheBaddie🔥: tHoT

(y/n)TheBaddie🔥: Wtf is with that name, Asuma 🤣

TheifoftheNight😈: I'm the theif of the night

(y/n)TheBaddie🔥: But still get only digital pussy?

IzumoThePlug💯: DAMN (Y/N) THE SMOKE IS REAL

MEHKotetsu: BRAHAHAH

TheifoftheNight😈: Bro shut up

Kakashi. H has logged on

Kakashi. H: I've been summoned

TheifoftheNight😈: Yooo ur wack ass name 

(y/n)TheBaddie🔥: We irritating 🙈🙈

Kakashi. H: I'm probably not the one with the wack-ass name.

(y/n)TheBaddie🔥: Fucking right

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