Text Me. (Kakashi x Reader) (Book 2 of "dm me.")

Who Is She?

Kaito's Pov

"Remember this if we get separated again...We can't trust each other! It could end up like this!", said Sasuke

Ok, I totally wasn't getting lost in his eyes

Ok, maybe I was...

But I seriously need to stop

That bitch Sakura is going to get on my damn head!

He doesn't like me, I have to keep reminding myself that, but it hurts

My heart keeps breaking, but every time I look at him it comes back together again

Why did I have to be on a team with Sasuke, he's just a distraction.

I have to listen because if I don't I won't know the code word, but it's hard to look away from his onyx eyes

"-A ninja waits until the time is right, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike."

"Got it!", said Sakura

"You got it, Kaito?", Sasuke asked as I snapped out of the Genjutsu like trance in his eyes

"Y-Yeah."

"Naruto?"

"...And you expect me to remember that...How?!"

"You are such a dunce. I've already got it down!", Sakura yelled

"...Sakura, you shouldn't be such a bitch to Naruto. You might have the brains on this team, but you can't compare to Naruto.", I said

"What is that supposed to mean?!"

"I don't know why I'm getting these brotherly instincts, but leave Naruto alone, stop beating him up and bringing him down. Stop annoying Sasuke and getting on my nerves.", I glared at Sakura, "Your annoying."

Everyone's eyes widened

Sasuke decided to break the tension in the air, "I'll take the scroll..."

I grabbed my head, still thinking about Sasuke, he kept looking at me like I was crazy, but I don't care. 

More of my thought kept flooding in, only to be caught out of the wind blowing my (h/c) hair out of my face.

My blue pools looked up, to see Naruto, but something wasn't right...

"What's the password? When does a ninja strike?", Sasuke asked, gripping his Kunai tightly

"Oh right! A ninja waits until the time is right, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike.", said Sakura

"Good, Kaito, when does a ninja strike?"

"U-Uh A ninja waits until the time is right, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in t-the stillness of the night, that is the m-moment for a ninja to strike."

"Are you guys alright?", 'Naruto' asked

"Not so fast, Naruto! The password?"

"Right, when a ninja strikes. A ninja waits until the time is right, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike."

I noticed Sakura breath out, she doesn't know...

Before I could make a move, Sasuke already makes it for me, throwing a Kunai at the Naruto imposter

"Hey!!"

"What are you doing, Sasuke?! Naruto got the password right!!!"

"Ha, Naruto wouldn't be able to dodge Sasuke's attacks like that, you know Sasuke so cool and-", I started

'Naruto' chuckled, "Well done!"

A huge puff of smoke came into view

When the smoke cleared, it revealed a woman in her early thirties with a lanky figure

She appeared to be part of the grass village, but her chakra was telling me that was a lie

If only Kakashi-Sensei didn't get my mom pregnant, then I would be able to use that jutsu

I remember my mom telling me something about it...Flying Rajin...

UGH THIS IS ANNOYING

"What gave me away?", she asked

"I knew you were underground, eavesdropping on everything we said. That's why I chose that kind of password...The kind the real Naruto would never manage to memorize. You're an imposter!", Sasuke said

The lady took off her hat, "I see...Watch and wait, eh? This is going to be more fun than I thought!"

"So you were another fake Naruto!", Sakura yelled

"Yeah, if it was the real Naruto, he would have said something like 'What's the stupid password again?'.", I said

For real though, this...Thing gives me the creeps. What the fuck...Where is Naruto anyway?

She stuck her tongue out, "I suppose you'd like to steal our earth scroll, wouldn't you...? Since you've already got a heaven scroll!"

Ok...Ok...W-WAIT. SHE JUST SWALLOWED THE SCROLL SHE DIRTYYYYYYY.

Ok, I really need to stop, but that was seriously disgusting.

"Now...Shall we see...Just who will be stealing scrolls from whom?", she pulled her under eyelid down..., "We'll fight to the death!"

My eyes widened, I couldn't move!! 

Before I could comprehend what just happened, I got stabbed in the head...Then I woke up, and I was fine

I was in shock, I looked at Sakura and Sasuke, and they were in shock to

Sasuke even threw up

Who the heck...Is this guy...

I felt my knees buckle, soon falling onto them soon after, Sakura following in suit 

"Kaito...", Sasuke called

I shakingly looked over to Sasuke, seeing that he grabbed a Kunai, so I did too

He stabbed himself with a Kunai, such a good idea! 

If I stabbed myself, I would feel the pain, making me lose my shock

So I stabbed myself too

Sasuke grabbed Sakura and we went to a tree

(y/n)'s Pov

Just because I'm pregnant doesn't mean I don't want money

So I decided to do a D ranked mission...

Ha, I have to help Konohamaru, Udon, and Moegi with this herb mission

Even though I literally left them alone as I went somewhere else to collect   

I'm currently collecting saffron

Women use saffron for menstrual cramps and PMS. Men use it to prevent early orgasm (premature ejaculation) and infertility.

That can not help me in the shape or form

Well because I'm pregnant, and not a man.

I start collecting the saffron 

"Hey, do you need some help? I mean...You are pregnant...Plus, I'm a medical ninja."

That voice sounded very familiar...But I couldn't put my finger on it...

Who was she?