Text Me. (Kakashi x Reader) (Book 2 of "dm me.")

Running Into Trouble

Happy Late Birthday, Kakashi!

"Looks like I'm finished here..."

You were visiting Obito and Rin. Even though it broke your heart, at least you got to meet Rin one last time.

You sighed as you struggled to get up

"The kids are still doing the Chunin Exams, and today-"

Your eyes widened, "TODAY IS KAKASHI'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

As you walked through Konoha, you were practically going insane.

What were you going to get Kakashi?

You started to get flashbacks

"Cats or Dogs", a young you asked

"Dogs."

Welp, you couldn't get him a dog, considering he had 8 of them

Then it hit you.

He didn't have an Icha Icha volume signed by Jiraiya.

I know, it sounds crazy. But it's one of the best gifts ever.

Timeskip...

Sneaking into the Hokage tower was easy. Now you just need to find the file that reveals Jiraiya's whereabouts.

"Jani, Jashin...Wait Jashin...? Wait, here's Jiraiya!", you whisper yelled

"Wait, Jiraiya is on the path that leads to Konoha, so it isn't going to be that far!"

"HEY! WHO'S THERE?!"

"Uh oh."

Timeskip...

"Wahhhhhh I've only been walking for 3 hours...This was a really bad idea.", you thought as you rubbed you belly

"Well Well Well...Look at what we have here..."

You sharply turned around to see the one you didn't want to see 

Orochimaru...

"The hell...", you whispered as you rubbed your belly in a protecting manner

"Kukuku, (y/n)...What a coincidence...I just came back from the foressssst of death...I wasss looking for you."

You glared, "What did you do."

"Well, that'sssss my private businessssss. I'm going to change the sssssubject, let me have the child!", Orochimaru yelled as he launched as you

You screamed before you passed out, dropping the icha icha book.

Jiraiya's Pov

"Hmm...What should I do today....", I said as I walked through the clear road

My eyes shifted to a brightly colored book, I can't believe people are actually buying my book beside Kakashi and (y/n).

I picked up the book, opening the first page, I was shocked at what I read...

I am 5 months pregnant, Orochimaru took me, I don't know what to do. I think he wan't the Sharingan...But I don't know, just please help me.

-(y/n)

A/N: I swear next chapter isn't going to be as rushed, I'll go into more detail.