Text Me. (Kakashi x Reader) (Book 2 of "dm me.")

(Y/N)'s Childhood Diary

(y/n) woke up, feeling warmness run throughout her body

She opened her eyes, to see Kakashi next to her

She decided that she should savor this moment, being Kakashi's girlfriend and all, she went back to sleep

This didn't last long.

"OPEN THE DAMN DOOR."

"Kaito, you're being a loser, hn."

"WHY IS THE DOOR NOT OPENING", Kaito cried as he slid against the door

"How should we know -ttebayo?!"

Kaito grabbed Naruto's collar, "Don't you understand?! They could be doing stuff in there...Dirty things.", Kaito said while making a scary face

"You're just overreacting...BUT THAT'S A GOOD THING IF THEY-", Sakura got cut off by Kaito

"SHUT THE HELL UP SAKURA!!"

You and Kakashi took the Genin's bickering to your advantage, quickly putting on your clothes, you put off your skin-tight shirt since it was a turtle neck, you didn't want to take any risks

Kakashi, on the other hand, loved to take a risk, but you insisted that you wear a turtle neck

You undid the jutsu on the door and opened it

Kakashi cleared his throat, "Do whatever."

Everyone just stared at him for a second, but you and Kakashi walked passed them

Kaito walked into their room and went through (y/n)'s backpack

"What are you doing, Kaito?", Sakura asked as Kaito huffed

"Just getting something...", Kaito pulled out a scroll that read "Random Shit"

He did some hand signs, "Summoning Jutsu.", he said as a book came into view

"Ok...So I know your little plan...So I thought this will help. But I just really want to know what in this old piece of junk.", Kaito said as he handed the book to Naruto

Naruto started to cry, "You're finally letting us do the plan...", he cried as he opened the book

He opened it and was weirded out

"WHAT HAPPENED?", Sakura asked

"Shut the fuck Sakura.", Kaito said

"Ok..."

"Look!", Naruto said as he handed Sasuke the book

Sasuke looked at the book, soon realizing that it was a diary...She was talking about 'Obito'. He realized she was talking about that guy they saw when they went in the past 

"Could it be...", Sasuke started

"What?", Kaito asked

Sasuke looked scared, "She was a fangirl."

Kaito covered his mouth in shock, "Oh...My...God..."

"Read it aloud, -ttebayo!", Naruto yelled, causing Sakura to shush him

Sasuke looked at the first page

~

Hehe hey stalker hehe

So my mommy told me to write in this because she said that I need to leave her alone and stuff

I'm sad though. 

AND MAD

RIN IF YOU'RE READING THIS I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU STOLE OBITO AWAY FROM ME

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE KAKASHI YOU LIKE HIM ANYWAY AND PLUS I'M OLDER THAN YOU.

YOU ARE FIVE 3/4 AND I'M SIX 1/2 SO GET ON MY LEVEL

You are probably just mad because Kakashi is my best friend for life and you don't have any friends except Kakashi's fangirls and they aren't strong like me.

You are weak

Don't talk to Obito.

~

Naruto shivered, "Oh yea, remember when we went into the past and she clunged onto Sasuke arm?"

Kaito almost threw up, "Please, don't remind me."

"Rin was pretty annoying.", Sasuke said

Sakura drooled, "Sasuke your right! That old hag was annoying!"

"I'm going to have to agree with you for once, Sakura.", Kaito said

Sasuke skipped a few pages in the diary

~

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

HOW DARE THIS WORLD PUT ME IN THE SAME TEAM AS RIN!!!!

SHE EVEN SHADED ME OMG

BUT I SHADED HER BACK

UGHHH THAT UGLY COW

At least I got in a team with Obito and Kakashi. 

Our Sensei is named Minato, he's pretty cool. 

But his wife is scary, she's a shipper...

She keeps screaming 'Kakashi x (y/n)', and I had to hide to write this...

AHHHH SHE'S COMING

(y/n), 

YOU AND OBITO CAN'T BE TOGETHER IT HAS TO BE YOU AND KAKASHI. 

I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T END UP WITH KAKASHI

YOU THINK I DIDN'T SEE THAT HIGH FIVE EARLIER? HMMM?

YOU GUYS MADE HUMAN CONTACT, YOU ARE GOING TO GROW UP, AND HAVE A BABY NAMED KUSHINA JR. DO YOU UNDERSTAND

With all love, Kushina~

~

"Ok someone needs to say it, what the fuck.", Kaito said

Sasuke turned a few more pages

~

PEDOOOOOOO PEDOOOOOOOO PEDOOOOO

he's a pedo but I don't mind

Don't tell Kakashi tho

~

"Who's a pedo?", Naruto asked, and you could see Minato crying in heaven 

"Who knows.", Sasuke said as he flipped more pages, going to the back of the book

~

I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS SAD AND MAD IN AWHILE BRO

FIRST OBITO DIED, THAN RIN, NOW SENSEI AND KUSHINA. 

THAT FUCKER DANZO TOOK ME AWAY BECAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO FIGHT HIS ASS

KAKASHI BROKE UP WITH ME

AND IM PREGNANT GOLLY THE FATHER IS DEAD BRO

HE PROBABLY WOULDN'T DO JACK SHEET THO AND I'M KINDA WANT TO KILL MYSELF SO I CAN BEAT HIS ASS IN THE AFTERLIFE

ok, I wouldn't do that.

~

"Wow."

Naruto laughed nervously, "Well Sasuke and I should start training again.", Naruto grabbed Sasuke's hand and ran away

Kaito felt a pang in his heart

'Sasuke...'