Be More Chill Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Oddly Sexy Encounter (Boyf Riends)

   Jeremy's POV

   Michael and I were having our normal hangout at his house except I was staying over. It was late at night and we haven't been eating the... Best...

"Hehe~ Jerry~"

"Yeah?"

   We were communicating, still not taking our eyes off the game.

   Michael shifted around out of the corner of my eye.

Prrrrap!

   I blushed, feeling my member grow hard.

"Aaah~ yeah~"

   My member twitched at the sound of his small moans.

   Wait...

   Why is this turning me on?!

   My friend just farted! What the hell?!

"Uh... Jere?"

   I looked at him, my face still blushed.

"Y- yeah?!"

   My voice cracked as Michael got more concerned.

"You cool?"

"Ha! Obviously not! I'm good though!"

   I gave a fake smile as Michael giggled slightly.

"Are you sure? You're face seems a lot redder than usual..."

"U- um yeah!"

   He smirked, getting closer to my face.

"You're horny, aren't you?"

"M- Michael!"

"Shh~ what turned you on?"

"U- um..."

"Hmm... You weren't like this a few minutes ago... Until I farted..."

   He looked surprised but soon went smug again.

"You liked that fart, didn't you?"

"I- ah- well- um... You farted? I didn't even notice!"

   He giggled, crawling in front of me and pointed his ass to my face.

"Well~ we'll just have to see what you say to this~"

PRRRRRPPPPPP!

"M- Michael!"

   Mmm~ that one was loud and wet~ I wanted to sniff it so bad!

"I know you're enjoying this~ take a whiff~"

   I whined, leaning in and sniffing.

   A small moan escaped my lips as I heard him laugh.

"You're just a horny boy, aren't you?"

"Mmm~ Michael~ f- fart! Fart on me please~ you sexy thing~"

   He giggled, spanking his ass.

"I knew you liked it~"

"Ooh~ please~"

"Put your face in my ass~"

   I smiled, doing just that.

Puurp! Purp! Purp! Puurrrrffft!

   I moaned, sucking in his fumes and playing with myself.

"Yeah! Yeah, Michael!"

   He giggled.

Purp!

"Oooooooooh~ yeah~"

   I turned around and leaned on the beanbag.

"Michael! Quick!"

"Huh?"

"Put your face in my ass! Quick! I need to let it out!"

   Michael turned around so his nose was touching the top of my anus.

"J- Jesus..."

Ffffffrrrrrrrrrrrp! Brap! Pooort!

"Aaaaaaah~ damn~ I needed that~"

   I felt Michael sniffing my ass.

"D- do you like it?"

"Jesus Christ, Jeremy! That's ripe!"

   I blushed.

"I- I- I- I'm sorry! I didn't think it would smell that bad..."

   I sniffed so I could experience it for myself.

"W- wow... That stinks... I'm so sorry Michael!"

   He giggled, ripping my pants down and licking over my hole.

"Aaaah~ Michael~ w- what?!"

"That was hot, Jerry~"

"Mmm~ I'll say~ but... You know... Stop..."

"Hehe~ why?"

"Um... I feel like I'm going to have a premature ejaculation..."

"Mmm~ you really do like this~"

"Um... Y- yeah..."

   He giggled.

"That's so cute~ I'm more of the gassy type so you can smell my farts whenever you like~"

"T- thanks!"

   Something else caught my attention.

"U- um... Michael?"

"Yeah?"

   I began to smirk.

Prrrrraaaaaft! Toot! Toot! Prrrft!

   I giggle as he sniffed.

"You stinky boy~"

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