Be More Chill Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

School Project (Tree Bros)

(I know this isn't Be More Chill but I thought it would fit here. I got this idea and I didn't want it to go to waste like many others... So here it is! (〃^ω^〃))

   Evan's POV

   I got into Connor's house for a project we had to do for school. I didn't really know him very well but we got partnered together because we didn't really know anyone... I was too awkward but he just doesn't care...

   I was told to go up to his room because he wasn't downstairs so... Yeah...

   I knocked on his door but heard nothing...

   I knocked again... The same thing.

   I opened the door and peeked in.

   He was lying on his bed with his phone. He didn't seem to care for my existence...

"Uh... Hey, Connor!"

   He gave me an annoyed glance as I awkwardly giggled. He got off his phone and turned to his side, laying away from me. I sat on the bed with him.

"So... You want to work on this?"

   He rolled his eyes.

"Does it look like it?"

   I looked down.

   Guess I'm doing this myself...

   I started to write what needed answered on the papers.

   I did that for about five to ten minutes and we didn't really make any connection...

Prrrft!

   I blushed and looked at Connor as he had a smug smile on his face.

"Heh~ excuse me, Evan~"

"U-uh! It's alright!"

   I blushed, looking back down but couldn't focus. I heard an evil giggle from him.

"What's wrong with you? It was just a fart~"

"Y-yeah! I know!"

"So? Everyone does it... Why are you getting all blushy?"

   I couldn't deny... It was kind of hot...

"I... Uh... I don't know..."

   He smirked and turned away from me yet again. I continued to work but still couldn't focus completely...

   A few more minutes passed and Connor sat up finally. I looked at him and to my surprise, he tackled me.

"C-Con-mmph!"

   He was sitting on my face as he giggled.

Prrrrft!

   He lifted himself slightly.

"How was that?~"

"Connor!"

"Go ahead~ sniff~"

   I blushed, sniffing his ass.

"Aah~ good, Evan~"

Prrft!

   I moaned and sniffed again.

"Damn~ you must like that or something~"

   He was right... It was so fucking hot~.

   He got off and looked down at me, smirking.

"Someone's hard~"

   I blushed redder, noticing my erection.

"Aww~ Evan~ you like farts~ how adorable~"

   He sat all of his weight on my crotch as a moaned.

"F-fuck! Connor!"

"You might want to keep it down~ we're not alone you know~"

"C-Connor~ why did you do that?"

"Just to freak you out~ didn't think you'd enjoy it~"

"C-Connor!"

Prrffffft!

   I moaned as he grinded his ass onto me.

"C-Connor~ mmm~"

"Dang~ I never knew you'd be so kinky~ you're so quiet and innocent~"

"Can... Uh... We keep this a secret?"

"Of course~"

"G-great... Now... We should probably get to work..."

   He grumbled.

"Fine..."

   I smiled as he smirked.

"Only if you'll be my boyfriend~"

"W-what?!"

"You heard me~ I had a crush on you for forever~"

"O-oh... Well... You're very good at hiding it... I thought you hated me..."

   He laughed and grinded down on my again as I groaned.

"So?~ what will it be?~"

"Yes, Connor~ of course~ now let's get to work..."

   He giggled.

"Okay~"

Pppprrt!

"Mmm~ dammit Connor! What have I gotten myself into..."

   He giggled and pecked my cheek.

"I love you, sweetie~"

"Uh! I-I love you too!"

"... Good~"

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