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Stinky Squip Part 3 (Technical Difficulties)

Jeremy's POV

"Uuh... What?..."

"What were you doing, man? I heard you moan a few times..."

"No time to explain!"

   I ran out of the bathroom and got my bag out of the empty classroom. Michael was trailing behind me as I ran out of the school to start my walk home.

   I began to walk at a fast pace to save some energy as Michael caught up to me.

"Jeremy! What's happening?!"

"Argh..."

"You okay, bro?"

"Okay so... Basically... I had to shit so I went to the bathroom. My squip farted on me and got me excited..."

"Wait... What?..."

"Yeah... Pretty embarrassing, I know..."

"No! It's alright! Just... In school?"

"I'm a horny teenage boy, Michael... Of course sniffing my Squip's ass while he farts and teases me with his words would turn me on..."

"D-dude!"

"What?"

"That piece of shit in your head can fart?!"

"Ooh yeah~"

"H-how?!"

"I don't know~ but it's sexy when he does it~"

"Jeremy!"

"What?~"

"It's a superCOMPUTER! It shouldn't be able to fart!"

"Whatever, Michael... I have a boner right now and would love to just get home before you turn me off with your logic..."

"Alright... Have fun..."

   We got to my house as I sighed.

"We'll talk about this later... Alright?..."

"O-okay..."

   I nodded and walked into my house, going up to my room.

   My dad doesn't seem to be home yet...

   I set my bag down and laid on the bed, wincing at my aching boner. I couldn't touch it... I knew my Squip was aware of what I was doing...

   He might not treat me if I touch...

   He immediately appeared on top of me.

Hey, slugger~

Woah! Uh... Hey...

Hmmmm~ I know you want this, Jeremy~

   He plopped himself down on my crotch as I moaned at the pressure.

Pprrrpppprrrrrp! Prrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaarrrp!

Aaah~ that felt so nice to get out~

   I moaned in response as he giggled.

You know~

Pppprrrp!

Fuck, Michael~ he doesn't understand what's good~

Ppppppppppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!

Who cares if you enjoy this?~ everyone has their fetishes~

Uuuuuhuuuuuuh~

   I was so in love with the way he was grinding his ass down as he talked, leaving his scent on my jeans.

S-squip~ you didn't reprogram me to like this, r-right?~

Nope~ this is all on you~

Mmm~ God, I love this!~

Hehehe~ wanna see my ass?~

Yes!

   Squip snickered, turning around and pulling down his pants. I finally saw what his blue asscheeks looked like~ before... He sat on my face...

Purprprprprprprprprrrrp!

Aaaah~ yeaaaaaaaah~

   I sniffed his wonderful scent, listening to all the pleasurable noises that came after his releases.

   He bounced on my face a bit before slipping my pants and boxers down and sucking on my cock.

   I groaned from underneath his ass as I bucked my hips a bit.

Ppppprrrrrrrmmmmmppppppt!

   This continued until I filled his mouth with my cum, which didn't take that long after all of that.

   He swallowed it. Where it went? I don't know...

   But it felt great~

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