Jeremy's POV
"Uuh... What?..."
"What were you doing, man? I heard you moan a few times..."
"No time to explain!"
I ran out of the bathroom and got my bag out of the empty classroom. Michael was trailing behind me as I ran out of the school to start my walk home.
I began to walk at a fast pace to save some energy as Michael caught up to me.
"Jeremy! What's happening?!"
"Argh..."
"You okay, bro?"
"Okay so... Basically... I had to shit so I went to the bathroom. My squip farted on me and got me excited..."
"Wait... What?..."
"Yeah... Pretty embarrassing, I know..."
"No! It's alright! Just... In school?"
"I'm a horny teenage boy, Michael... Of course sniffing my Squip's ass while he farts and teases me with his words would turn me on..."
"D-dude!"
"What?"
"That piece of shit in your head can fart?!"
"Ooh yeah~"
"H-how?!"
"I don't know~ but it's sexy when he does it~"
"Jeremy!"
"What?~"
"It's a superCOMPUTER! It shouldn't be able to fart!"
"Whatever, Michael... I have a boner right now and would love to just get home before you turn me off with your logic..."
"Alright... Have fun..."
We got to my house as I sighed.
"We'll talk about this later... Alright?..."
"O-okay..."
I nodded and walked into my house, going up to my room.
My dad doesn't seem to be home yet...
I set my bag down and laid on the bed, wincing at my aching boner. I couldn't touch it... I knew my Squip was aware of what I was doing...
He might not treat me if I touch...
He immediately appeared on top of me.
Hey, slugger~
Woah! Uh... Hey...
Hmmmm~ I know you want this, Jeremy~
He plopped himself down on my crotch as I moaned at the pressure.
Pprrrpppprrrrrp! Prrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaarrrp!
Aaah~ that felt so nice to get out~
I moaned in response as he giggled.
You know~
Pppprrrp!
Fuck, Michael~ he doesn't understand what's good~
Ppppppppppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!
Who cares if you enjoy this?~ everyone has their fetishes~
Uuuuuhuuuuuuh~
I was so in love with the way he was grinding his ass down as he talked, leaving his scent on my jeans.
S-squip~ you didn't reprogram me to like this, r-right?~
Nope~ this is all on you~
Mmm~ God, I love this!~
Hehehe~ wanna see my ass?~
Yes!
Squip snickered, turning around and pulling down his pants. I finally saw what his blue asscheeks looked like~ before... He sat on my face...
Purprprprprprprprprrrrp!
Aaaah~ yeaaaaaaaah~
I sniffed his wonderful scent, listening to all the pleasurable noises that came after his releases.
He bounced on my face a bit before slipping my pants and boxers down and sucking on my cock.
I groaned from underneath his ass as I bucked my hips a bit.
Ppppprrrrrrrmmmmmppppppt!
This continued until I filled his mouth with my cum, which didn't take that long after all of that.
He swallowed it. Where it went? I don't know...
But it felt great~
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