Be More Chill Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Rare, But It Happened (Boyf Riends)

Jeremy's POV

   I don't know how... But Michael and I somehow have the same kink...

   The same disgusting kink...

   We were sharing some things about us that we've never talked about... I told him that I've always thought about farts and how sexy they were to let out...

   Michael was appalled...

   I was waiting for him to make fun of me or something... But he answered with...

"Me too..."

   I was surprised but never been more happy in my life.

   My boyfriend is attracted to the same thing!

   He was at my house today and we got things to make us super gassy so we could have a little fun~.

   We laid down next to each other, waiting for our assholes to awaken.

"Michael~ you're my Player One so you should go first~"

"You sure?~"

"Yeah~"

"Hehehe~ okay~"

   Michael sat up and put a pillow under his ass to he could capture the smell better.

Prrrrrrrp!

   I smiled at the sound.

   Michael releasing makes me so happy~

   He handed me the pillow, letting me smell it.

"Mmm~ so stinky, Michael~"

"Meh... I could do better~"

   I giggled, sitting up and placing my rear on the pillow.

Prrrurrrt!

   Michael giggled as I handed the pillow to him.

   He sniffed it and moaned.

"Damn, Jere~"

   I giggled, him smirking and sitting on my crotch.

PPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRfffft!

   We moaned in unison.

"God damn, Michael~ that was so hot~"

"Yes~ felt so good~"

   He got off of me as I raised my ass.

"Get in there, Michael~"

   Michael hummed, sticking his nose in my crack.

PRRRRRRRRRRRT!

"Holy fuck, Jere bear!"

   I laughed as he rubbed his face in my ass.

   Michael pushed me over so he was on top.

   He placed his ass on my face as I giggled.

PPPPPPRRMMMMMMLLLLP!

   He moaned, rubbing his ass on me.

"Aah~ super gassy, Jeremy~"

"Mmmhmmmm~"

   I lifted my leg to let some slide.

PRRRRRRT! PRRRRRT! PRRRRRRRRT!

"Hehehe~ you're so stinky, Jere~"

PRPRPRPRPRPRRRRRRP!

   I moaned as he let more winds onto my face.

Poooooooot!

   Michael laughed.

"Cute one~"

Ppprrrrrrrrt!

   I moaned, him rubbing the smell into my face.

Prrrrp!

   Michael giggled at me again, getting off to let me breathe a bit.

"Mikey!~ you're so sexy!~"

   Michael giggled, leaning to the side.

Ppprrrrmmmppppt!

   I giggled, spreading my legs.

Brrrffft!

   Michael smirked.

"Out yet, Jeremy?"

"Hehehe~ nope~"

"Me neither~ not even close~"

PprrrrmmMMPPPPPPPPPT!

   I snickered, pushing again.

PEEEEEEERRRRURRR!

   Michael grabbed the pillow once again, placing it at his ass.

Pppprrrrrrrrrrrt!

   I was so infatuated with the sounds coming from his anus that I wasn't prepared to have my face shoved into the pillow.

"How's it smell?~"

   He pulled it off my face.

"Aah~ it reeks of Michael ass~"

   He giggled as I tried to push another out.

Pprrrrrt!

   Michael sat in my crotch again.

"Michael~ why?~"

"I don't know~ you already have a boner~ why not put pressure on it?~"

Ppprrrrt!

   I giggled.

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrffft!

"Jere~ why you never fart on me?!~"

"Hehehe~ torture~ that's why~"

"Jeremy!~"

   He got off of me.

"Fine..."

Ppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmlllt!

   I whined.

"There~"

   I growled and sat on the pillow.

Prrrrrrrrrrt! Purt! Purt! Prrrrrrt!

   I pushed him over and smashed the pillow on his face.

"Sniff it! Is that good enough for ya?!~"

   He managed to climb into my lap again.

"No~"

Ppppprrrrrrraaaarrrrrrrrpppppt!

   I grunted attempting to beat him.

Prrrrrrrfffft! Ppppppprrrrrrrrraaart!

   We both moaned from all the pushing we've been doing and soon relaxed.

"Ugh... I'm out..."

"Same..."

"That was still super hot, Jere~"

"Yes~ absolutely~"

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