Be More Chill Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Weed And Gas (Boyf Riends)

Jeremy's POV

   Michael and I were in his basement getting stoned and we were starting to relax... Too much...

   We were laying on the floor, snuggling a bit.

Pppprrrrrrrp!

"Hehehe~ Michael~ stop farting~"

Prrrrrrrrrp!

"Hehehe!"

   I giggled, rubbing his belly.

"You're so cute like this~"

"Hehehe~ thank you~ you too~"

"Hehehe~"

Prrrrrft!

   I moaned at the feeling of my own release.

"Jeremy~ you're such a hypocrite~"

"No~"

"Yeah~ stop farting~"

"Never, Michael! Never!"

   Michael giggled, turning to me and lifting his leg.

FfffffAAAAARP!

"Hehehe~ sexy, Mikey~ I can do better~"

"No, you can't~ you don't have what it takes~"

"I can eat so yes I do~"

"Prove it~"

   I giggled, lifting a leg and squinting to push out my air.

PRPRPRPRPRRRrrrrt!

   Michael hummed, kissing my forehead.

"That was pretty good, Jere Bear~"

   I giggled.

"Told ya~"

   Michael slowly rose, putting his ass close to my face.

"Sniff this, Jere~"

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrffft!

"Hahaha~ what a loser~"

   Michael growled, plopping himself down on my face and engulfing me in his clothed cheeks.

PrrrRRRRRRP!

   He rubbed his ass down on my face as he chuckled.

"How was that?~"

"Mmph!"

   He giggled, laying down next to me.

"Can I fart next?~"

"Yes~ sit on my face~"

   I happily laughed, sitting so his nose was at my hole.

Peeeeerrruuuurrrr!

   Michael moaned, seeming to love it.

Prrrrrft!

   We both laughed, me laying down on him and both of us drifting to sleep.

_____ The Next Morning _____

   We woke up on the floor in a sixty nine position, me on top.

   I crawled off of him as he blushed at me.

"W-what happened last night?!"

"Hehehe~ I vaguely remember us having a gas battle~"

"H-huh?!"

"We were gassy~ and we were farting on each other~"

"O-oh..."

"It was pretty sexy, Jeremy~"

   I blushed.

"Y-yeah! I-it was!"

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