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Michael In The Bathroom (Boyf Riends)

Michael's POV

   I was at Jeremy's house AGAIN! I'm always there... Anyway though... We were playing video games as usual... And... I had to take a huge shit...

   Really now?! I have a scat kink so this will probably make me horny... What the hell, body?!

"Jeremy... I- I have to go to the bathroom..."

"Alright! You know where it is! Go ahead!"

"T- thanks!"

   I hurried down the hall, not too far from Jeremy's room. I shut the door and quickly sat on the toilet.

"S- shit..."

Pooffffft!

   I blushed.

   I wasn't ready to make a sound...

   My asshole stretched around my log as I grunted. I heard a huge plop as I moaned, feeling myself get a boner.

"Dammit..."

   I'm gay so... When I get any sort of attention to my asshole... I get horny... I guess shitting makes me think of what else could fit up my ass...

   I moaned, letting out another log.

"Mmm~"

   I grabbed my member and stroked it.

"Aaah~"

Prrrrfffffft!

"Y- yes!"

   I let out a few more turds as I stroked rougher.

"F- fuck yeah!"

"Umm... Michael?"

   I stopped what I was doing and quickly looked over to see Jeremy staring at me.

"J- Jere!"

   He smirked.

"I thought we were playing video games? Not playing with our own joysticks~"

"Jeremy!"

"Wow! That's so hot! You can shit and masturbate at the same time? Awesome!"

"J- Jeremy! Privacy!"

"Not in my house when you don't even lock the door~"

   I blushed violently.

   I had to go so bad that I didn't even think about the door locking...

"So~ you like shit?"

"Y- yeah..."

"Sexy~ you have a kink~ I can help with your little problem if you need~"

"Jere!"

"I don't need to shit but... I could suck on your meat until you give me your salty cream~"

   He approached me, licking his lips as his hips swung and he walked.

"J- Jeremy!"

   He sat in front of me, kissing my tip.

"Mmm~ Jere~"

   He giggled.

"What's the matter big boy? Can't talk?"

"U- uh... OH!"

   He licked my slit as he giggled.

"That's what I thought~"

   He took my member into his mouth as moans escaped from my throat.

"J- Jeremy! Ah~ h- holy shit!"

   He popped off, looking into my eyes.

"Yes~ that's what you like~ I know~"

   I blushed.

"Jere~ I- I'm not done!"

"Let it out, Michael~ I don't mind~"

   I grunted, letting a few more small turds escape my asshole.

"Oh! Fuck yes!"

   Jeremy giggled, licking up my cock as I started to leak precum.

"Mmm~ Jeremy~"

"Hehe~ hey Michael?"

"Y- yeah?"

"Do you like farts too?"

"U- um! K- kinda..."

   Jeremy hummed, turning around and touching his jeans on my member so it was lined up with his hole.

"J- Jeremy! I love you too but... If we're gonna do this... Take your pants off..."

   Jeremy giggled, snorting a bit. Damn... He's cute when he laughs like a weirdo~.

Ffffrrrrrp!

   I moaned when I felt the heat on my dick and some surrounding his hole on the fabric, followed by the stinkiest smell I've ever experienced.

   I began coughing.

"D- damn, Jeremy! What did you eat?!"

   He giggled.

"You~"

"Jere!"

   Jeremy sniffed.

"Wow! I'm surprised you're still alive back there~ your poor dick must have withered away~"

"Jeremy! Just make me cum already!"

"Ooo~ someone's frustrated~"

"Please Jere! Please!"

"Fine... Your dick probably stinks now though..."

   He got back down, sucking my dick until I unleashed what needed to come out.

"Aaaah! Jeremy!"

   His mouth was full of my semen, him soon swallowing.

"T- thank you~"

"Any time~"

Ppppprrrp!

   He giggled.

"God dammit, Jeremy..."

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