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Stinky Squip Part 4 (Technical Boyfs)

Jeremy's POV

   I was just sitting in my room having a conversation with my squip. My mind was elsewhere occasionally though... I just couldn't stop thinking about how sexy his farts are... I mean... He smells awful... But... It's so sexy~. It's like every time he'd do it after the... Fart sex we had... I would hear it and it would go straight to my penis...

"I know you're thinking about my farts, Jeremy~"

"H-huh?!"

"Even though I'm in my viable form... I can still know what you're thinking~ you want me to fart~ don't you?~"

   My face heated up. There was no way I could lie to him... I did kinda want it...

   Squip laughed.

"Damn, you're so pitiful~ can't get your horny mind off my behind for two seconds~"

"W-w-well... Uh... You're... Just so sexy..."

"Am I sexier than Sexy Anime Female?"

"I-I wouldn't know! I've never actually saw her! Plus... Isn't that still you?"

"Hehehe~ yeah~ okay... You got me there, Heere~"

"What would that even look like? An anime girl farting on you?"

"Hehehehehehehe~ there's a thing called YouTube, Jere~ there's a lot of fart stuff on there~ trust me, you'll find it~"

"But... I'd rather have you rip on me than some video... I can smell it... Plus... You're sexier anyway~"

"Awe~ Jere~ thank you~"

"Y-you're welcome!"

"Hehehe~ all this talk about farts makes me want to let some out~ mind if I let a couple rip?~"

"N-not at all!"

   My squip smirked, turning and lifting his ass so I could see some of his roundness.

"This view alright, Jere?~ or would you rather it up close and personal?~"

   I blushed, leaning in to get close to his ass.

"Awe~ cutie, Jere Bear~"

Prrrrrrrppppt!

   I inhaled his awful stench as he giggled like a little kid.

"Hehehe~ you just can't get enough of this~ can you, Jere?~"

"Mm mm~"

"Awe~"

Prprprprrrrrrrrrfffft!

   I smashed my face in his crack.

"Ooh~ it's so ripe, Jere~"

Prrrrrfffrrffffrrrrrrtttttrrrrp!

"Aaah~ so stinky~"

   I hummed happily at his rips, loving every second.

"Jeremy!"

   I quickly looked over and saw Michael...

   Fuming...

"O-o-oh! Hey, Michael! I-I-I didn't see you there!"

"Jeremy... Why?..."

"H-huh?"

"Why are you letting that thing fart on you?!"

"H-how long have you been here?!"

"No! Answer my question!"

"C-chill dude! We aren't even dating! Why are you getting so angry?!"

"I'll answer your questions when you answer mine!"

"I love it, okay?! It turns me on!"

   There was a sudden silence at what I just said.

"I told you this before, Michael... Remember? When I got a boner in the bathroom? This is what was happening..."

"Jeremy..."

"Now how long have you been here?"

"Long enough to see you rubbing your face in his ass like there's no tomorrow!"

"So... Why are you mad?..."

"Because I want you!"

   There was another awkward silence...

PPPPRRRRRT!

   I smiled, sniffing squip's ass.

   Before I knew it...

   Michael pushed me over and was on top of me.

"M-Michael?!"

   He turned around and sat on my face.

"If you like this so much... How'd you feel if I did it to you?~"

"Mmm~"

Prrrrp!

"Mmm!~

   I loved the stinky fumes he let out as his plump ass crushed me.

   He got off of me and smirked down at me as I smiled in bliss.

   Squip put his ass close to my face, giggling.

Purrurrrrrt! PrrrrrrAAAAAAAP!

   I smiled happily as I smelled his sexy fumes.

   Michael got back on top of me and plopped his ass on my face.

PPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRFFFFT! PRRRRP! PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!

   He forcefully rubbed his ass against my face as I moaned.

"Oooh~ Michael~"

"Jeremy~ please~ be my boyfriend~ I'll do this anytime I get gas~"

"Ooh~ Michael~"

"I can do that whenever I want~ I can make myself get gas~"

"Fuck you! Yours aren't even real!"

"Hm hm~ they're real enough to turn on, Jeremy~"

"EVERYTHING turns on Jeremy!"

"Oh?~ So what are you so proud about?~"

   Squip managed to get on my face a bit so they were both hovering over me.

BRRRRRURRRRT!

PPPPPPPPPRRRRRRFFFT!

FEEEEEERRRURRRRRRRT!

"Ah~ God that feels good~"

Prprprprprprrrrrp!

"Ooooh~"

Prrrrrrrrrrffffffffrrrt!

   The combination of their scents were enough to clear a whole high school hallway...

   But this had to be the best day of my life~.

   Heck... It even beat the time Squip sucked my dick and ripped on me~.

   Because my Michael was involved~"

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