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Mall Food Is Sketchy (Boyf Riends)

   Michael's POV

   Jeremy and I were at the mall just looking around. We were looking at shirts when the cutest noise came from Jeremy's ass.

Prrp!

"Awe~ did you just fart, Jere?~"

"Y-yeah... Excuse me...

"No one's around~ you can fart all you want~"

"Mmph..."

Ppprrrppppppt!

"Ugh... Sorry..."

"It's alright~"

Pprrrrrrrrrrrp!

"Mmm... God... I'm gassy..."

   Michael giggled, sitting against the wall.

   There was no one around so I thought this could be a little fun~.

"W-what are you doing, Michael?"

"Fart in my face?~"

"M-Mikey!"

"C'mon, Jere~ no one's around~"

   Jeremy blushed, walking over to me and bending over so I could see how round and firm his ass was.

Prrrrrrrp!

   I moaned softly, sniffing his ass as he got closer and sandwiched me between the wall and his ass.

Puuuuurrrrrrrrpppppppt!

   I was in love with what was going on, the sound and smell being enough for me to grow an erection~.

   He let me up, me snuggling into him a bit.

"W-what's this for?"

"You're just so cute!"

   Jeremy blushed.

Prrp!

"Awe~ Jere~"

Purp! Prrp! Prp! Prp! Prrrrrp!

   I giggled as Jeremy's face turned red.

"God~ that's kinda hot~"

"Heh heh... Yeah... Mall food doesn't sit well with me sometimes..."

"Damn~ that's so cute~"

   Jeremy giggled, seeming to get braver.

PrrRRRRP!

   I smiled, loving the sight.

Prrrrrrpppppppp! PrrrRRRRRRP!

   I was really loving this~.

   Until...

   I saw Chloe and Brook walking our way...

   I quickly grabbed Jeremy's arm, pulling him with me to save him from humiliation.

"W-where are we going, Mikey?"

"To my car~"

"W-why?"

"Well... You seem to be having some stomach issues and I don't want you to embarrass yourself~"

   When we got there, I took Jeremy into the back seat so we could still be close.

Ppppppppppppppppppppprrp!

"Awe~"

   I snuggled close to my gassy friend to comfort him.

   And smell his winds...

Purrrfft! Fffffrrrrppppppp! Prrrrt!

   I hugged around his soft body as he let himself go.

PrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRPPPPT! PRRRRT! POOOOOOOORRRRRRRT!

"Aaaah~ I've been holding that forever~"

"You're adorable, Jeremy~"

"T-thank you"

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   Word Count: 342

OH MY GOD!!! I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN FOREVER!!! (Like a week (∩´﹏'∩))

Question... Does anyone that's reading this like Naruto? (∩´﹏'∩) (thinking about making a book like this for that but idk (∩´﹏'∩) (I mean... It's a new fandom... (I'm scared... (Hate (∩´﹏'∩)))))