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Squip's Glitch (Squip X Reader)

Your POV ((⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄))

  You were sitting on a bed with this guy that you never saw before. You don't even know how you got to this strange, pointless universe but you were somehow here.

  The place was dark all around except for you and the guy... And the bed...

  You didn't quite understand the guy either... His skin was blue and he looked like he was going to a nice place because of his outfit. His eyes were a bit glitchy also... He was kind of hot...

"Hey, sweetie~ I bet you're wondering where you are~"

"Y-yeah! Where the-"

"Shh~ this is just my realm~ and you'll be stuck in it until I decide you can leave~"

  This demanding fuck...

"What are you?"

"I'm a super computer, babe~"

"Who are you?"

"You can just call me Squip if you would like~"

"What do you want?"

"Love~"

"H-huh?! You're a computer! You can't love!"

"Psh... Shut up..."

"Excuse me?!"

"Shut it!"

"No! This is crazy! Why-"

  He tackled you and before you knew it... His ass was dangerously close to your face...

"Get off! Let me go!"

  You squirmed as he giggled and pinned your legs.

Prrrrrfffft!

  You stopped squirming and blushed.

"Dammit... This fucking glitch..."

  He smelled gross... But... Good?

"W-what was that for?"

"It's a glitch... Sometimes it just slips out..."

"You want to... Do it again?"

"What?"

"I mean! If you want..."

Puuuurrrrrrrrrrrfft!

  You sniffed his ass and played with yourself.

  You heard a giggle.

"You like that, baby?~"

"Y-yeah..."

"Awe~ how sweet~"

  He made his ass touch your face, causing a moan from you.

Prrft!

  You sniffed again, hearing him giggle.

"How do you like that? It stinks..."

  You just blushed has he waited for an answer.

"Babe?"

"P-please stop..."

"Hmm? I thought you liked it..."

"No... I mean... Please don't call me babe or baby... I don't even really know you..."

  He laughed.

"But yet you're sniffing my ass?"

"U-uh!"

"Pitiful~"

"S-Squip..."

Prp!

"Mmm~"

  He giggled.

"Damn, that's cute~"

  He laid down on the bed and pulled his legs back.

"Can I?"

  He giggled and nodded.

  You put your nose to his ass again.

Pppprrrrrrfft!

  He giggled at the feeling.

"Good~"

"Please~"

  He flipped over and pulled his pants down so you were facing his asshole.

  You weren't exactly sure about this so you slowly put your nose to his anus.

Prrffft!

  You pulled back a bit because the smell was pretty strong at first.

Prp! Prp! Prrrrrp!

  He giggled as you gave his hole a few small licks.

"Good~"

  You moaned and slowly opened your eyes.

  You were in your bedroom.

  Was that a dream?

   Fuck...

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