Be More Chill Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Jeremy's Gassy Apology (Boyf Riends)

Jeremy's POV

   I ran into Jakes bathroom after almost the Chloe incident... I didn't want to do those things with her... But another reason was... I felt a lot of gas bubbling up inside of me. I had to get out of there...

   I locked the door and sat on the edge of the tub, my belly gurgling as I took a few deep breaths.

   I was thinking about full out ripping it when a hand reached up to grab me.

   I screamed, clenching my asscheeks to get myself out of total humiliation as I got up and ran to the door.

   It was only Michael...

"Sup."

"Michael? I didn't know you were invited to this party."

   He got out of the bathtub.

"I wasn't. That's why I'm wearing... This clever disguise!"

   I stared at him, my stomach rolling as I was getting uncomfortable...

   So... Much... Gas...

"You're speechless. Squip got your tongue?"

Fffffrp!

   I blushed as Michael just stared at me.

"It's... Off."

"That would explain why you're talking to me... I've been thinking about this moment. What I would say to you? I had a really pissed off monologue, an epic journey through twelve years of friendship..."

   My belly wouldn't shut up... I need to let this out... I might be doing it right in front of Michael... Maybe if I let it out slowly it won't be so loud and maybe he won't notice...

   I rubbed my stomach to try to get it to chill for a little.

"What?"

"It's really good to see you, man!"

   Maybe I can cover this up...

"It won't be. Once you hear what I found out."

Prrffffft!

"F-found out?"

"About..."

   Michael tapped his head so I knew he was talking about the squip... I'm just happy he didn't take notice to my horrible winds... Yet...

"How? There's nothing on the internet-"

"Which is weird, right? I mean, what's not on the internet? So I started asking around. Finally, this guy I play Warcraft with... Told me his brother went from a straight D student to a freshman at Harvard. You know where he is now?"

Prrrrft!

"R-really happy and successful?"

"He's in a mental hospital. Totally lost it."

"I don't see what that has to do with..."

"Think, man! We're talking and insanely powerful supercomputer. You really think it's primary function is to get you laid? Who made them? How did they end up in a high school?  In New Jersey? Of all possible applications for such a mind blowingly advanced technology, you ever wonder what it's doing inside YOU?"

Ppprrrffft!

"U-uugh..."

   The pain was really getting to me...

   I sat on the floor and scrunched up into a ball.

   This was going to be embarrassing as hell but it had to be done... I couldn't take it anymore...

PPPRRRRRRRRRRRT!

"A-aah!"

"J-Jeremy?"

"A-ah..."

Ppprrrrrrrrfffft!

"I'm so sorry, Michael!"

Brrmmmlllllllpppppt!

   A small moan escaped my lips. It felt so nice to finally get some out.

   That's when another problem formed...

"M-Michael? Can you please get out of here?"

"Why?"

"I need to shit..."

"Hmm~ shit in front of me and I'll forgive you and help you with your problem~ I won't leave you alone~ no matter what you say~"

"U-uh! U-um... O-okay..."

   I whined getting off the floor and sitting on the toilet.

   Michael looked between my spread legs as I blushed.

   I grunted, my mess easily slipping out.

   About eight different sized plops later and I was finally empty.

   Of shit...

   I whined feeling more gas wanting to exit.

"What is it, Jere?~"

"S-still really gassy..."

"Awe~ wipe that hole off and let me smell~"

   I did what he said, laying on my back with my legs open as he placed his nose to my crack.

Ppppppppppprrrrrrrrrrrrfffft!

"Aah~ Michael~ I feel so good~"

   Michael sniffed my awful fumes and waited for more.

"Shit~"

Pppprrrrrmmmlllllllrrfffft!

   I moaned, loving every moment of release.

   I knew the next one was going to be big...

   I snickered, grabbing the back of Michael's head and pulling him in deeper.

PppprprprprprrRRRRRRRRRRT! PRRRRRRRRRT! PRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP! BRRRRRMMMMMMPPPPPP!

   I sighed, the pain subsiding as I let out everything.

   It was a long moment for Michael to be sniffing but he really seemed to enjoy it.~

   He slowly crawled on top of me as he practically shoved his tongue into my mouth.

   It wasn't long before he had me pinned to the wall, exploring my mouth as our tongues danced around each other.

Ppprrrrrft!

   Michael moaned, continuing to explore my mouth as I moaned along with him.

   There was a knock on the door, causing us to get up and me quickly put my pants back on.

   We opened the door to find Jenna.

   I gave a nervous laugh as we left.

   God I hope I flushed...

   Michael and I left the party together, us walking down the road... Alone...

Ppprrrrrrrrp!

"Aaah~"

"Jeremy!"

   I smirked.

"Hehehe~ excuse me~"

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