Peach Toadstool (@PeachyPie): Oh my! Mario's so adorable. I love him so much! So, we went to this restaurant today, I ordered a mushroom alfredo, but the staff gave me shredded reznor instead. I was so frustrated, but Mario had to calm me down while he confronted the manager. We got our meal for free, but it's so amazing how I have a man in my life who won't hesitate to do anything for me. I love you Mario!
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---Daisy Flora: That's so cute!
---Rosalina Starr: Mario's a great, selfless soul. You're so lucky to have him, Peach, but you two deserve each other.
Peach Toadstool, Toadette Kinopiko, Luma Starr and 19,651,273 others like this.
---Bowser Jr: I love you, Mama Peach!
---Peach Toadstool: Ugh. Did your dad send you here?
---Bowser Jr: I just liked being around you!
---Peach Toadstool: Fair enough. Don't be creepy though, or I'll block you like I did with your dad.
---Wendy O. Koopa: Jr's not creepy. Just annoying.
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Princess Éclair (@QueenDesserts) left a public message to Luigi Mario (@Number1Player2)
Princess Éclair (@QueenDesserts): Luigi, baby, I miss you!
---Luigi Mario: Éclair? Since when did you start following me?
Daisy Flora, Peach Toadstool, Vivian Seren and 6,483,283 others like this.
---Princess Éclair: I want you back, Luigi.
---Daisy Flora: Excuse me? Who the hell are you?! Get off my boyfriend!
---Daisy Flora: Luigi! Block her! Now!
---Princess Éclair: Excuse me, you slut! Luigi is mine! He rescued me, and he kissed me!
---Daisy Flora: YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO TEAR YOUR BODY INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES, LAUNCH THEM INTO OUTER SPACE, AND THE SHROOBS WILL SEE THEM AND REJECT THEM BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF CRAP LIKE YOU ARE!
---Princess Éclair: Oh yeah? XD
---Daisy Flora: Don't get me started, ho! I'll destroy you!
---Princess Éclair: Fine! Meet me at the Mushroom City junkyard tomorrow!
---Bowser Koopa: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
Toadette Kinopiko, Great Gonzalez Jr, The Koopinator and 749,573 others like this.
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FanfictionThe Mario Gang, Koopa Troop and other characters join the Mushroom World's largest social media platform: Instamush. From posting pictures and videos, to status updates and constant drama, what could possibly go wrong?? Humor ranges from extremely i...
