Candy Kong (@Iwantcandy): Hello, my Monkees! My new album, "Another Wild Sky" drops on Tuesday! Make sure to get it!
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---Toadette Kinopiko: Yes! I love your music, Candy! I can't wait!!!
---Toadina Foad: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CANDY KONG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO BUILD AN ALTAR FOR YOU, HANG A LIFE-SIZED PICTURE OF YOU BY IT AND SACRIFICE MY FIRSTBORN TO YOU!!!!!!!! I BEG FOR THE GODS TO MAKE YOU MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO BE YOUR DAUGHTER SO I CAN BE AROUND YOU ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOUR MUSIC, AND I PLAY IT EVERY TIME I'M IN THE SHOWER JUST SO I CAN RELAX!!!!!!! I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE WHAT YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL MAKE SURE TO BE THE FIRST PERSON TO BUY YOUR ALBUM EVEN IF I HAVE TO KILL PEOPLE IN FRONT OF ME BECAUSE I LOVE YOU THAT MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---Toadette Kinopiko: ... Above is a great example of a rabid fangirl...
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