Iggy Koopa (@Madscientist):Bored. Anyone doing anything before I indulge in @TrueConspiracy's KoopTube videos on dome-shaped planets?
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---Ludwig von Koopa: Oh, cripes! Don't commit psychological suicide, brother!
---Iggy Koopa: But... I'm just SO BORED!
---Ludwig von Koopa: Why not invent, dear brother?
---Iggy Koopa: No inspiration right now. Sorta been a long week.
---Ludwig von Koopa: Fair enough. I myself am lacking creativity to finish my symphonies.
---Yoshi Dino: We're about to go paintballing! You two wanna join?
---Iggy Koopa: Who's all going?
---Yoshi Dino: Me, Mario, Luigi and Toad for sure. We need something to do while our girls are at the mall.
---Ludwig von Koopa: I'll tag along.
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---Iggy Koopa: Meet ya there!
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Yoshi Dino: Cool! We're at Ol' Wiggler's Arena just outside Mushroom City.
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Yoshi Dino is now engaged to Catherine Birdo.
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---Catherine Birdo: YOSHI!!! I said don't post it yet! I didn't want to crash Peach's engagement!
---Peach Toadstool: CONGRATS!!!
---Peach Toadstool: Seriously? You didn't share this because you thought you were gonna crash me? I'm proud for you, Birdo! You too, Yoshi!
---Catherine Birdo: Yeah... It just seemed selfish. Sorry
---Peach Toadstool: Don't be sorry, hun. I'm happy for you!
---Luigi Mario: So that's where Yoshi snuck off to after paintballing. To get you a ring
---Catherine Birdo: He's sweet isn't he? I love him
---Boshi Dino: hmm hmm! time to crash my evil twins wedding!
---Catherine Birdo: Crash MY wedding and YOU will be dead meat!
---Boshi Dino: oh yeah? wanna bet?
---Catherine Birdo: You're playing Russian Roulette here, bigshot!
---Toadette Kinopiko: Trust me. You do NOT want to see @Pinkeggsflying mad!
---The Koopinator: May we just halt this pathetic exchange of words? Instead, prove your worthiness by stepping back into the junkyard. I'll even make reservations.
---Toadette Kinopiko: I'd love to watch Birdo kick Boshi's stupid ass!
---KP Pete: Hell yeah! When's this fight goin down, dawg?
---Peach Toadstool: GUYS! Can we just have ONE nice post on Instamush without trolls?!
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