Toadiana Foad is now married to Roy "Chad" Koopa.
---Roy "Chad" Koopa: ??? The hell are you?
---Kylie Koopa: YEAH! SPEAK UP! WHO ARE YOU?!
---Toadiana Foad: OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ROY KOOPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REMEMBER ME FROM OUR HISTORY CLASS TOGETHER IN SENIOR YEAR???????????????????????? YOU WROTE THE BEST PAPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REMEMBER WHEN WE KISSED EACH OTHER IN THE CAFETERIA AND EVERYONE THREW THEIR FOOD AT US, SO WE JUST COLLAPSED ON THE GROUND AND CONTINUED KISSING??????????? WE ROLLED AROUND IN THE FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS AMAZING WHEN YOU PINNED ME DOWN TO THE FLOOR AND I COULDNT MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---Roy "Chad" Koopa: uhh I dropped out...
---Toadiana Foad: YOU ARE SO SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DREAM OF MEETING YOU IN DARK ALLEYWAYS EVERY NIGHT FOR OUR RON-DE-VUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---Roy "Chad" Koopa: oh whoooooooaaaa, I'm feelin' the love, but I'm feelin' too much of it, y'know?
---Elvin Gadd: "Ron-de-vus"? You can't be kidding... You mean "Rendezvous"?
---Toadette Kinopiko: I'd block her if I were you. She was fan-trolling Candy Kong's page earlier. She's batshit crazy!
---Roy "Chad" Koopa: fan-trolling?
---Roy "Chad" Koopa: sec, making food, I'm starvin
---Toadette Kinopiko: You're the most followed guy on Instamush, so she's targeting you. Candy's the most followed person on Instamush and she also targeted her.
---Toadiana Foad: I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I MEET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ROY, I WANT TO KEEP YOU AS A SOUVENIR!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL MURDER YOU AND KEEP YOUR HEART IN A CANOPIC JAR!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL KEEP THE JAR NEXT TO MY BED EVERY DAY, AND I'LL WHISPER LOVING WORDS TO IT AS I HOLD THE JAR CLOSE TO ME EVERY NIGHT!!!!!!! YOUR HEART WILL BE MINE FOREVER, AND WE'LL BE BONDED FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL REACH INSIDE AND MASSAGE YOUR HEART SO I CAN TOUCH YOUR HEART IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO EXCITED TO MEET YOU FOREVER AND ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---Peach Toadstool: ... *facepalm*
---Toadette Kinopiko: ... O_O
---Toad Kinopio: ... X_X
---Wario Wario: ... T_T
---Catherine Birdo: ... -____________-
---Yoshi Dino: ... :O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---Daisy Flora: WTF DID I JUST READ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
---Kylie Koopa: GET OFF MY BOYFRIEND'S PAGE!!!
---Flurrie Winds: For once in my life, something on Instamush left me speechless...
---Iggy Koopa: That's even more twisted and demented than something I'd say... Holy shit...
---Larry Koopa: *sneaks back into his hiding spot*
---Toadiana Foad: EXCUSE ME?????????? KYLIE KOOPA????????? WHO THE HELL IS NAMED THAT???????? NOW BACK OFF, ROY IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CALLED DIBS ON HIM BEFORE YOU DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT??!!!!!?? ALL YOU HATERS WILL SEE MY WRATH SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO EVERYONE, KEEP ONE EYE OPEN AS YOU'RE ASLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL SLAY YOU, ALL WHILE KISSING ROY KOOPA ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN WE WILL GET MARRIED AND HAVE 739 BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---Kylie Koopa: YOU SHUT YOUR GIANT PIE HOLE!!! WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR YEARS! HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE! NOW BACK OFF, SLUT!
---Kylie Koopa: UGH! ROY, BLOCK HER! NOW! SHE'S PISSING ME OFF!
---Jolene Mush: Someone get this lady an insane asylum...
---Pauline Somucci: Everyone, report this psychotic girl for inciting death threats!
---Goombella Goom: Oh, I reported her already, and I contacted her local police. She lives in Emerald City according to her profile, and stuff like this is illegal there.
---Waluigi Wario: WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M AFRAID OF TOADIANA FOAD!!!!!!!!!
---Wendy O. Koopa: This is so pathetic... Chick, go away. Nobody wants a nutcase. Kylie's much better than you.
---Kylie Koopa: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! YOU BACK OFF! NOW GO AWAY AND DELETE YOUR USELESS INSTAMUSH PAGE, YOU USELESS, WORTHLESS, CREEPY STALKER!
---Birdo Eggley: @RoyIsRad How come the cringiest posts occur on your profile?
---Elvin Gadd: Why has Instamush been filled with Boyfriend drama lately?
---The Koopinator: Will we be blessed with another fight involving @KylieKoopaTV and this random cretin?
---Roy "Chad" Koopa: ... i get off to make a sandwich and i come back to this? DAMN PEOPLE CAN I EAT A FRICKIN SANDWICH IN PEACE?!
Roy "Chad" Koopa has now blocked Toadiana Foad.
Roy "Chad" Koopa set his Tag usability to only those he follows.
Kylie Koopa has now blocked Toadiana Foad.
---Kylie Koopa: Thank the Stars... Man, I need a massage and a yoga class after that...
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