Toadette Kinopiko (@Pigtails4lyfe): GUYS! I'M ABOUT TO PASS OUT! OMFG I NEED AN AMBULANCE!!! I CAN'T BREATHE I'M SO EXCITED!!!! I GOT ASKED TO BETA TEST BORDERLANDS 3!!!! YES, REALLY! OMFG I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME AND PLAY IT ON MY XBOX!!!!!
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---Morton Koopa Jr: WHAT?! So jealous!
---Toad Kinopio: UGH! I missed it by one entry! ONE ENTRY! I'm not taking you to E3 with me anymore!
---Toadette Kinopiko: @247Talk @RoyalRetainer come to my place and I'll let you play it also! Just not today or this weekend because it's ALL about me, baby!
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---Bowser Koopa: Imagine having such a crappy life that you cheer about a video game.
---Toadette Kinopiko: Says the guy who LITERALLY had the Star Rod yet still got beat? You're pathetic!
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FanfictionThe Mario Gang, Koopa Troop and other characters join the Mushroom World's largest social media platform: Instamush. From posting pictures and videos, to status updates and constant drama, what could possibly go wrong?? Humor ranges from extremely i...