"You're in a house of Italians, do you really want to make a pizza? They'll instantly be alerted and sent downstairs, it's like a beacon of dough sauce and cheese"Okay so, I was talking about how I wanted pizza and how I was just gonna make it. This is how my favorite dumbass (jk I love him) responded (not gonna lie though I thought it was really funny). I still want that pizza.
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Stupid Shit My Boyfriend Says
Romantizmliterally just a book of stupid shit my boyfriend has said or texted me lol