Everything in this story isn't canon.
I don't own Metallica or any of it's members,
and none of this is true.
CAST
VERONICA VIERO
"Yeah, unfuck you or whatever."
SUNNY VIOLET
"Well, I'm sorry you snuck out at 2 am just to party. Now fucking wake up."
JAMES HETFIELD
"I'm strong. Strong enough, I mean."
LARS ULRICH
"For the last time. I. Am. Not. Gay. For. Kirk."
CLIFF BURTON
"FUCK YOU, I MANAGED TO GET A GIRLFRIEND."
KIRK HAMMETT
"How to swim without drowning, that is the question."
DAVE MUSTAINE
"I-I'm not drunk, at least I don't think so."
JASON NEWSTED
"Just because I'm from a farm doesn't mean I'll say yeehaw."
PLAYLIST
i. Save Me by Avenged Sevenfold
ii. Whiplash by Metallica
iii. Mr. Brownstone by Guns N Roses
iiii. Orion by Metallica
v. Angry Chair by Alice in Chains
vi. Prison Sex by Tool