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swaggersouls
bro bro bro

goodguyfitz
are you high

swaggersouls
yes but that isn't the point

goodguyfitz
what is your point then

swaggersouls
don't give me an existential crisis I'm trying to help u

goodguyfitz
what

swaggersouls
u should ask out Emily

goodguyfitz
why

swaggersouls
you like her, she likes you

goodguyfitz
why do you think she likes me

swaggersouls
bitch she called you pretty

goodguyfitz
that was a joke

swaggersouls
bro I'm high and even I'm not that oblivious

goodguyfitz
stop calling me bro

swaggersouls
bRO you need to ask her out.

goodguyfitz
but she's like my best friend

swaggersouls
and as your bro I want you to realise that you haven't been laid in like a month. who did you meet last month. oh I know. Emily.

goodguyfitz
and who's to say she didn't get laid like last week?

swaggersouls
she ain't no thottie gettin hotties, fitz, she's a 19yo instagram model that takes cute pictures for a living.

goodguyfitz
you right. don't call her cute ever again.

swaggersouls
protective much?

goodguyfitz
shut up.

swaggersouls
ask her out, or Mason will.

goodguyfitz
if I lose my best friend, you're fucked

swaggersouls
sounds kinky, I'm in :)

goodguyfitz
and I'm done talking to you

swaggersouls
good luck, fitzy

goodguyfitz
get lost, swagger

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